The Tale of Two Colonies: Pennsylvania vs. Virginia, a Colonial Smackdown (Kind Of)
Ah, colonial America! A time of muskets, mayhem, and...well, a whole lot of differences between colonies. Today, we're setting our sights on Pennsylvania and Virginia, two founding fathers (well, states) with more dissimilarities than a pilgrim and a disco ball.
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| How Was Pennsylvania Different From Virginia |
Founding Dudes with Different Attitudes
Penn vs. The Crown: Pennsylvania was a proprietary colony, meaning it belonged to William Penn, a Quaker dude with a thing for peace treaties and religious tolerance. Virginia, on the other hand, was a royal colony, answering directly to the crown. Think of it as the private school (Pennsylvania) vs. the public school (Virginia) of the colonies.
Quakers vs. Cavaliers: Picture Penn, a man with a hat that could double as a dinner plate, surrounded by pacifist Quakers. Now imagine Virginia, teeming with swashbuckling Cavaliers who wouldn't be caught dead without a cravat. Fashion sense was a dead giveaway of your colonial affiliation.
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Work Ethic: From Plough to Cash Crop
Pennsylvania's Breadbasket: William Penn envisioned Pennsylvania as a haven for farmers, and those industrious folks didn't disappoint. Think vast fields of wheat, rye, and enough oats to fuel a whole cavalry of horsey colonists.
Virginia's Golden Leaf: Virginians, on the other hand, were all about that cash crop life. Tobacco was king, and the colony's economy danced to its tune. This meant big plantations, a reliance on slave labor (yikes!), and a whole lot of lung cancer waiting to happen (but hey, they didn't know that back then).
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Fun and Games (or Lack Thereof)
Quaker Fun? More Like Fun-tastically Not Fun: Remember those pacifist Quakers? Yeah, their idea of a good time was a barn raising with a side of introspection. Dancing? Frowned upon. Singing sea shanties? Not a chance.
Virginia's Cavalier Capers: The Cavaliers, on the other hand, knew how to throw a party (with a healthy dose of social inequality on the side). Think horse races, fancy balls, and enough gossip to make even the Queen blush.
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So, who wins the "fun" category? That depends on your definition of fun. Board games by candlelight or drunken brawls with swords? The choice is yours!
FAQ: Crash Course in Colonial Contrasts
How to tell a Pennsylvanian from a Virginian? Easy! Check their hat size and if they smell faintly of tobacco.
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How to survive a Pennsylvania barn raising? Bring your muscles and maybe a good book (it's gonna be a long day).
How to score an invite to a Virginian ball? Master the art of the foxtrot and bring a dowry (if you're a lady).
How to avoid drama in colonial America? Stay away from border disputes and steer clear of strong opinions on religion or slavery.
How to learn more about these fascinating colonies? Hit the books (or the internet, you rebel you)!
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