The Great Californian Shuffle: When L.A. and San Fran Do the Fusion Twist!
Ever dreamt of a world where Hollywood and Silicon Valley become next-door neighbors? Buckle up, because buckle up you must, because thanks to the magic of plate tectonics, that day is slowly, oh-so-slowly, inching its way closer.
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The Fault in Our Plates (Literally)
The culprit behind this geographical game of musical chairs is the infamous San Andreas Fault. This massive crack in the Earth's crust separates two tectonic plates: the Pacific Plate (think LA) and the North American Plate (think San Francisco). Now, these plates aren't exactly known for their commitment issues. The Pacific Plate is constantly trying to boogie on down south, while the North American Plate prefers a more laid-back, slightly-south-easterly vibe.
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The Really, Really Long Commute
So, how long will it take for these two Californian giants to become BFFs with shared borders? Estimates say around 20 million years. That's right, folks, this is a marathon, not a sprint. In the meantime, feel free to dust off your great-great-great-great-great (great x50) grandchildren's hoverboards – they're gonna need them for the commute.
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Important Note: This timeframe assumes the plates keep up their current breakdancing routine. Mother Nature, being the unpredictable drama queen she is, could throw some curveballs (volcanic eruptions, anyone?) that might change the schedule.
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California Dreamin' of a Mega-City?
Now, what will this fused metropolis look like? We can only guess! Maybe it'll be a sprawling megalopolis nicknamed "San Angeles" – a place where you can film your indie flick in the morning and pitch your social media app in the afternoon. Maybe there'll be a high-speed rail connecting Dodger Stadium to the Golden Gate Bridge (perfect for weekend getaways!).
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One thing's for sure, the possibilities are endless (or at least, they last for 20 million years).
So You Want to Prepare for the Great Californian Shuffle? How To...
- Invest in SPF 5000 sunscreen: Let's face it, California is sunny. In 20 million years, it'll probably be even sunnier.
- Brush up on your earthquake etiquette: The San Andreas Fault isn't exactly known for its manners. Being prepared for the occasional tremor is never a bad idea.
- Learn to surf (or code): Who knows what skills will be in high demand in San Angeles? Hedge your bets and master both!
- Start saving for a down payment: Real estate prices in a combined LA and San Francisco? Let's just say your great-great-great-great (great x50) grandkids better start saving now.
- Relax and enjoy the ride: 20 million years is a long time. Kick back, grab a virtual margarita, and enjoy the slow-motion shuffle of California's geography!
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