So You Want a Hippopotamus in Your Brooklyn Apartment? A Guide to New York's Off-Limits Pets
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the land of a million dreams... and apparently, a city with a decidedly un-hip view of hippos as houseguests. But hey, maybe you've always dreamt of a cuddle session with a coati or a casual game of fetch with a ferret. Before you dive headfirst into the world of exotic animal ownership, let's make sure your dream pet isn't giving the Empire State a collective side-eye.
Big Cats? Big No-Nos!
Forget about channeling your inner Siegfried & Roy. Lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!) are a definite no-go in New York. This should come as a surprise to exactly zero people, but it's worth mentioning because let's face it, who wouldn't want a majestic Bengal tiger lounging on their Persian rug? Just imagine the bragging rights! (Although, safety and all that)
The Not-So-Cute and Cuddly Crew
Even some seemingly adorable animals can raise red flags. While a ferret frolicking around your apartment might sound whimsical, these fuzzy escape artists can wreak havoc on your furniture (and your sanity). Squirrels? Adorable in Central Park, terrors in your living room. Raccoons? They're basically furry ninjas trained in the art of mischief and garbage-can rummaging.
Snakes: A Slithery Subject
New York isn't a fan of giant constrictors like anacondas or pythons slithering around. Boa constrictors, however, get a (slightly nervous) thumbs up, as long as they stay on the smaller side. (Just don't tell your neighbour Mr. Johnson about your new boa constrictor named "Mittens")
The Law Lays Down the Law
So, how do you know for sure if your potential pet is legal? The best bet is to consult the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (https://dec.ny.gov/) They have a whole list of animals that are a big, fat "NOPE" in the Empire State. (Because apparently, they already have enough drama without rogue monkeys swinging from lampposts)
Alright, Alright, You Get It. But What If...?
How to Know for sure if your pet is legal? Check the NYS Department of Environmental Conservation website.
How to Convince your landlord to let you have a pet hedgehog? (This one might be tough) bribery, extreme cuteness, and promises of excellent housekeeping might be your best bet.
How to Deal with the disappointment of your pet ferret being illegal? A stuffed animal ferret is much lower maintenance (and less likely to chew your headphones)
How to Channel your inner wildlife enthusiast? Volunteer at your local zoo or animal rescue!
How to Explain to your kids that a pet tiger is a logistical nightmare? Maybe a goldfish is a more realistic option (and much easier to explain to the neighbours)
