D.C.'s Must-See Threesomes: A Totally Serious Guide (with Tongue Firmly in Cheek)
Ah, Washington D.C. – the land of politics, power naps, and enough monuments to make your inner history buff giddy. But with so many options, where do you even begin? Well, fret no more, because this totally serious guide (wink, wink) will unveil the top three buildings and monuments that are, well, practically mandatory for any D.C. visitor.
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1. The Washington Monument: Pointing to the Sky Since 1884
There's a reason this 555-foot marble needle dominates the skyline. It's basically the Eiffel Tower of D.C. (except way less romantic... unless you're into presidents, that is). You can climb it for breathtaking views (reservations required, because apparently everyone wants to be on top), or just marvel at its sheer pointy-ness from below. Bonus fact: It's the tallest freestanding structure in Washington D.C. (sorry, politicians, you don't count).
1.5 The Washington Monument after Dark: When Things Get Spooky (or Just Crowded)
While the monument itself closes at sunset, the surrounding National Mall stays open. This is where things get interesting. Picture this: you, a bag of takeout (because monuments are hungry work, apparently), and the Washington Monument looming ominously over you. Pro tip: If spooky vibes aren't your thing, avoid cherry blossom season – unless you enjoy crowds that rival a Beyonc� concert.
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2. The Lincoln Memorial: Home to Honest Abe (and Really Great Selfies)
If you're looking for a monument steeped in history, look no further than the Lincoln Memorial. This majestic structure houses a giant (seriously, giant) statue of Abraham Lincoln, gazing out over the Reflecting Pool. It's a great spot to contemplate life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect selfie. Word to the wise: Don't climb on the statue. Just a hunch, but Abe probably wouldn't appreciate it.
3. The United States Capitol: Witnessing the (Sometimes) Hilarious Inner Workings of Democracy
This is where the magic (or maybe mayhem) happens. The United States Capitol is the heart of the American government, where laws are made and debates rage on about... well, everything. You can tour the building (reservations recommended, because apparently everyone wants to see where laws get sausage-made... metaphorically speaking, of course) or just stand outside and imagine the fiery speeches happening within. Fun fact: The Capitol dome is actually made of cast iron, not stone. So, technically, it's a giant iron skillet watching over the city.
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to avoid crowds? Aim for weekdays and early mornings (although, seeing politicians bleary-eyed might be an experience in itself).
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How to get to these monuments? Walking and biking are great options, or you can hop on the Metro (D.C.'s subway system).
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How much does it cost? Most monuments and memorials are free to enter!
How long does it take to see everything? Plan on a full day to leisurely explore all three and soak up the D.C. vibes.
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How to channel your inner history buff? Download a historical walking tour app or snag a guide at a visitor center. Bonus points for dressing up in a powdered wig (totally optional, but highly encouraged).
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