So, you wanna visit someone at Kaiser Los Angeles? You've come to the right (hopefully not hypochondriac) place!
Let's face it, hospitals can be a drag. Between the beeps and boops of machinery and the questionable cafeteria food, sometimes a patient just needs a friendly face (and maybe someone to smuggle in some decent snacks). But before you dust off your get-well-soon balloons and practice your most cheerful jokes, there's a little hurdle to jump: visiting hours.
Fear not, fellow visitor! Kaiser Los Angeles operates on a location-dependent system, so buckle up for a whirlwind tour of appropriate visiting times:
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Los Angeles Medical Center: This location throws out the rulebook! Visiting hours are open – that's right, folks, it's a 24/7 visiting extravaganza. Just be sure to respect the designated mother-baby quiet time for those new parents catching some much-needed Zzzs.
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West Los Angeles Medical Center: Here things are a little more traditional. Visiting hours run from 10:00 am to 8:30 pm. Plan your visit accordingly, and maybe bring a board game to liven things up (unless your patient is contagious, then maybe skip the shared germs).
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Woodland Hills Medical Center: If you're visiting a new mom, the good news is you can be there pretty much throughout the whole birthing experience. There are no restrictions for labor and delivery. Postpartum has some visiting hours, though, so be sure to check with the new mom to make sure you're not interrupting her bonding time with the little bundle of joy (or her nap... those things are precious).
Now, here are some general Kaiser Los Angeles visiting tips to keep in mind:
- Double-check with the patient's nurse: Even within these guidelines, some exceptions may apply. The nurse will have the most up-to-date info on the patient's situation and what kind of visitors they're up for.
- Keep it manageable: Two visitors at a time is the norm, so avoid showing up with your entire entourage. Hospitals are crowded enough!
- Be respectful of other patients: Keep your voice down and be mindful of noise levels, especially in critical care areas.
- Wash those hands! This one's a no-brainer, but a friendly reminder never hurts. Hospitals are breeding grounds for germs, so sanitize those paws before you greet your loved one.
- Don't be a drag: Sure, hospitals can be a bummer, but try to bring some positive vibes. Crack some jokes, tell funny stories, or maybe offer to help with some paperwork (just kidding... unless?).
By following these tips, you can ensure your visit to Kaiser Los Angeles is a positive experience for both you and your loved one. Now get out there, spread some cheer, and maybe sneak in a slice of cafeteria pizza for the patient (we won't judge).
