Birding in Washington: Dodging Eagles and Befriending Buzzards - A Guide for the Enthusiastic or Easily Distracted
Ah, Washington State! The Emerald City (Seattle, that is, not a place literally made of emeralds... although that would be pretty cool), the majestic Mount Rainier, and... uh... birds? Yes, birds! Lots of them. But with all that scenic grandeur, who even focuses on the feathered friends, right? Wrong! Buckle up, birding enthusiasts (and those who just enjoy quality procrastination), because we're about to take a hilarious, informative (mostly informative) dive into the avian aviators of Washington!
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| What Birds Are In Washington State |
So, what kind of winged wonders can you expect to see?
Washington boasts over 500 bird species, which is basically a whole avian convention. From the majestic Bald Eagle (because seriously, America!) to the comical-looking Puffin (think they invented the tuxedo?), you're in for a treat. Here's a sneak peek at some of the highlights:
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- Beach Bums: Oystercatchers with their bright red bills are like the lifeguards of the shore, always keeping an eye out for a tasty morsel.
- City Slickers: Don't underestimate the pigeons! They may be the grey blobs of the bird world, but their people-watching skills are top-notch.
- Forest Fanatics: Keep your eyes peeled for the elusive Varied Thrush, a beautiful songbird with a voice like a talented karaoke singer (minus the off-key parts).
- Mountain Mavericks: Watch out for the wing-span of a Bald Eagle (seriously, these things are HUGE) and the piercing gaze of a Red-tailed Hawk. Maybe bring a tiny umbrella... just in case.
Important Ornithological Note: This is not an exhaustive list. There are more bird species in Washington than there are reasons to dislike rainy weather (which, let's be honest, isn't many).
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But wait, there's more! (Because birds are fascinating)
- Birdwatching vs. Getting Attacked by a Goose: There is a difference. Let the birds come to you, and avoid antagonizing the geese. Trust me, they will hold a grudge.
- Feathers & Fashion: Dressing in bright colors is generally not recommended for birdwatching. You might attract the wrong kind of attention (like a hungry hawk). Khakis are your friend.
Pro Tip: Download a birdwatching app to help you identify your feathered finds.
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How to Become a Washington Birding Master (Without Actually Leaving Your Couch)
- Embrace the Window: Birdwatching can be as simple as peering out your window. You might be surprised by the feathered friends hanging out in your neighborhood.
- Befriend a Balcony: If you have a balcony, consider setting up a bird feeder. Just be prepared for the potential drama of bird squabbles over the best sunflower seeds.
- The Internet is Your Birding Best Friend: There are countless websites and online resources dedicated to birdwatching in Washington. Get your Google on!
Now get out there (or stay on your couch) and start birding!
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
FAQ: Become a Birding Brainiac
- How to identify birds: Download a birdwatching app or use online resources like the Washington Audubon Society website https://wa.audubon.org/.
- How to attract birds to your yard: Put up a bird feeder and plant native flowers and shrubs. Birds love a buffet!
- How to avoid getting attacked by a goose: Keep your distance and don't make eye contact. Geese are like the high school bullies of the bird world - all bark and honk.
- How to tell the difference between a hawk and an eagle: Eagles are generally larger and have bigger wingspans. But hey, if it's soaring through the sky and looks like it could snatch a small dog, it's probably best to just admire it from afar.
- How to become a bird whisperer: This one's a tough one. Birds don't speak human, but leaving out tasty treats and building a nice birdhouse might get you on their good side.
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