You Want Cubbies? We Got Channels (But No Bears...Unless You Count Rizzo's Beard)
Ah, the Chicago Cubs. A team so lovable, they can make watching a guy chase a little white ball for three hours downright thrilling (and yes, that's coming from someone who once fell asleep during a rain delay...don't judge). But here's the thing, friend, catching the Cubs on TV can feel like navigating a Wrigley Field maze after a few too many frosty beverages. Fear not, fellow Cub fan! This here guide will have you tuning in to the action faster than you can say "Holy Schmitty, that was a good catch!"
The Marquee Monopoly: Home Sweet Home for Cubs Fans (But Check Your Cable Bill)
The Bold and the Beautiful (of Baseball Broadcasting): The Marquee Sports Network, my friends, is Cubs nirvana. It's where all the regular season glory goes down, from the pre-game hype to the post-game analysis (and let's be honest, sometimes those post-game breakdowns are more exciting than the actual game...looking at you, strikeouts in the bottom of the ninth). Here's the hitch: Marquee is a regional network, so if you're not in Cubs territory, you might be out of luck. But don't despair, we'll get you to those Wrigley Field bleachers virtually in no time!
Going National: When the Cubs Hit the Big Time (and the Big Networks)
So, you're not a lucky Chicagoan with Marquee at your fingertips? No worries! The Cubs also grace the screens of national networks like FOX, FS1, ESPN, and TBS for those bigger matchups. Think of it as the Cubs showing off their fancy footwork on the national stage. Just be sure to check the schedule – you wouldn't want to miss a single strikeout by Stroman (because let's face it, we all secretly love watching that guy pitch).
Streaming the Dream: Catching the Cubs Cord-Cutting Style
Cable bill giving you hives? No problem! Streaming services like YouTube TV and Hulu + Live TV carry channels that might have Cubs games. Think of it as being able to channel surf from the comfort of your couch, in your PJs (because who needs pants when you're watching baseball, right?). Just remember, these services often require a subscription, so it's like paying for cable, but cooler (and with way less chance of accidentally ordering an on-demand movie about clown dentists...trust me).
Bonus Tip: The Audio Alternative - Because Sometimes You Just Need the Crack of the Bat
Don't have access to any of the above? Fear not, grasshopper! There's always the good ol' radio. The Chicago Cubs Radio Network broadcasts every game, meaning you can listen to the dulcet tones of the announcers narrate the action. It's like having a play-by-play in your ear, perfect for that morning commute or that afternoon spent pretending to work while refreshing Twitter for updates (we've all been there).
So there you have it, folks! Your one-stop guide to catching all the Chicago Cubs action. Now get out there, grab some popcorn (or nachos, we won't judge), and cheer on your favorite team. Remember, even if the score isn't looking good, there's always the chance Rizzo will give the camera a wink, or Hoerner will make a play so amazing it deserves its own highlight reel. Go Cubs Go!
