The Great Los Angeles CBS Caper: Or, Why Is KCBS Hiding From My Popcorn?
Ah, Los Angeles. City of Angels, land of dreams, and... apparently, a place where CBS likes to play hide-and-seek with your eyeballs. You know, that burning desire to catch the latest episode of NCIS: Antarctica (because let's face it, regular NCIS just isn't cutting it anymore), only to be met with a channel guide that looks like a cryptic message from a squirrel with a TV addiction? Fear not, fellow Angelenos, for I, your friendly neighborhood internet sleuth, have cracked the code!
Channel Surfing Safari: Lost But Not Forgotten (Maybe)
Let's be honest, navigating channel guides these days is like spelunking through a digital jungle. You've got your basic channels, your premium channels that require a small fortune, and then there's that elusive category known as "Locals." This is where CBS, the network that brought you the timeless masterpiece "Survivor: Gilligan's Island Reboot," is supposedly lurking.
But wait! Before you grab your magnifying glass and khaki shorts (because apparently that's what qualifies as detective attire these days), here's the good news:
- KCBS-TV, the glorious Los Angeles affiliate of CBS, resides on channel 2 on Spectrum. That's right, channel 2! The same channel your grandparents used to watch Walter Cronkite deliver the news (though hopefully, the content on KCBS is a tad more exciting these days).
Now, here's the not-so-thrilling news:
- Just because you know the channel doesn't mean your grandma didn't accidentally switch the cable box to Bulgarian Polka Vision during her morning exercise routine. So, a quick double-check is never a bad idea.
Channel 2: Your Ticket to CBS Bliss (and Maybe Reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond)
So there you have it, folks! The mystery of the missing CBS has been solved. Now you can channel surf with confidence, knowing exactly where to find that criminal mastermind Gibbs and his crew (or at least reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond. We won't judge).
And hey, if you happen to stumble upon a channel dedicated solely to competitive squirrel obstacle courses, consider it a bonus round in the great cable box channel safari. You never know what hidden gems you might unearth!
