Howdy, Partner! Craving Some Texans Talk on SiriusXM? We Got You Covered (Unless You Left the Ranch Without Your Stetson)
You there, citizen of Texans Nation! Ever get that burning desire to bathe your ears in the dulcet tones of Texans commentary, but can't quite lasso that channel number? Fear not, fellow fan, because we're here to wrangle in the answer and get you back to cheering on the boys in Battle Red (or maybe teal, depending on the year).
Channel Surfing Like a Lost Calf: Here's the Real Deal
Alright, enough with the metaphors (mostly). Buckle up because here's the lowdown: The Houston Texans have their very own dedicated channel on SiriusXM, a sanctuary for all things Texans. Mark it down, partner, that's Channel 84. That's your one-stop shop for Texans news, analysis, interviews, and of course, play-by-play that'll have you jumping out of your truck bed (metaphorically, please drive safely).
But Hold Your Horses (Literally, Don't Steer Off the Road)!
Now, here's a friendly reminder: This info's assuming you're a die-hard Texans fan who, well, maybe hasn't checked the calendar in a while. The NFL season doesn't run year-round, so if it's May and you're not hearing Texans chatter, that's perfectly normal. Don't fret! You've got a few options:
- Channel Flip Like a Flea on a Hot Tin Roof: If it't general NFL news you crave, SiriusXM offers a bunch of other channels dedicated to the gridiron game. Check out channel 88 for NFL Radio, your one-stop shop for all things pro football.
- Hit the Books (or the Internet): Catch up on Texans news and offseason moves online or through the Texans app. Knowledge is power, friend.
- Dust off Your Old Jersey and Reminisce: Channel 84 might be quiet now, but that just gives you more time to reminisce about past Texans glory. Remember Arian Foster trucking defenders? JJ Watt making quarterbacks weep? Those were the days...
So there you have it, folks! Now you can channel surf with confidence, knowing exactly where to find your Texans fix. Until then, stay frosty (but not too frosty, it's May) and here's to a fantastic upcoming Texans season (hopefully)!