Whitney Houston Asks the Ages: What Child is This? (And Other Burning Holiday Questions)
We all know Whitney Houston could slay a ballad like nobody's business. But did you know she was also a bit confused about the finer points of Christmas carols? Buckle up, because we're diving into the hilarious (and possibly relatable) mystery of "What Child is This?" according to Whitney.
Exhibit A: The Outfit
Let's be honest, Whitney Houston wasn't exactly known for rocking a sensible winter wardrobe. Think sequined gowns that could double as a disco ball and enough hairspray to hold a hurricane at bay. So the question becomes: Who wears what to a carol sing-a-long? Did Whitney arrive at the studio wrapped in a cozy sweater and reindeer slippers, or did she show up looking like she was about to belt out "I Will Always Love You" at the North Pole?
Exhibit B: Lyrical Liberty
We all know the classic line: "What child is this, in stable rude, swaddled in poor attire?" But did Whitney get a little too into the spirit of the season? Imagine this: an angelic voice soaring through the studio, but instead of "poor attire," Whitney belts out "fabulous fashion!" I mean, wouldn't baby Jesus deserve a little glitz and glam in that manger?
Exhibit C: Mistletoe Mishaps
Maybe Whitney was just ahead of her time. Perhaps "What Child is This?" was her sly way of asking a very important question: is mistletoe appropriate for a newborn? Think about it. Tiny baby, dangling decoration...accidents waiting to happen! Maybe Whitney was just trying to keep things safe for the little guy.
The Verdict: A Holiday Hero (Even With Questions!)
Look, Whitney might have had a few unconventional interpretations of this Christmas classic. But hey, isn't that the beauty of the holidays? It's a time for family, for joy, and maybe even for a little bit of confusion. So next time you hear "What Child is This?" remember Whitney, and her unique holiday spirit. Who knows, maybe baby Jesus did rock a sequined onesie.
