You Say Pennsylvania, I Say "Hold My Keystone Lager": A Journey to the Other Side of Nowhere
Ah, Pennsylvania. Land of cheesesteaks, liberty bells, and, apparently, the launching pad for the quest to find the furthest flung country on Earth. That's right, folks, we're not talking about a road trip to Ohio here. We're setting our sights on the absolute antithesis of Pennsyltucky (affectionate term, please don't sue).
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| What Country Is The Farthest Away From Pennsylvania |
Buckle Up, Buttercup: Top Contenders for Farthest Flungness
So, which country holds the esteemed title of "Farthest Away From Pennsylvania"? Well, put on your thinking caps (or, you know, grab a hoagie) because we have a couple of contenders:
Australia: This sunburnt beauty is pretty much the Pennsylvania of the Southern Hemisphere (except with less scrapple and more kangaroos). Depending on where you are in Pennsylvania, Perth takes the crown, clocking in at a whopping 11,524 miles. That's a lot of emu to get through.
French Southern and Antarctic Territories: Now, this one's a bit of a curveball. Yes, there's an actual country (well, technically territory) down by the penguins. And let me tell you, those penguins are judging your lack of thermal underwear. Port-aux-Francais, the capital (with a population that could probably fit in a Wawa), is a cool (literally) 9,000 miles from Pennsylvania. Brrr!
The Verdict: It Depends (But Here's the Likely Culprit)
So, who wins? Honestly, it depends on what you mean by "farthest." Australia is a straight shot across the Pacific, a true antipode to Pennsylvania. But the French Southern and Antarctic Territories? Well, that's venturing off the beaten path (and straight into penguin territory).
In our humble opinion, considering both distance and sheer remoteness, Australia takes the gold medal (or, should we say, the "Golden Gaylene," a delightful Aussie meat pie).
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Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Be Honest, You Have Them)
How to get to the farthest country from Pennsylvania? Start by packing your swimsuit (for Australia) or your warmest coat (for Antarctica, though good luck hitching a ride). Then, consult a travel agent or, you know, Google Flights.
How long does it take to get to the farthest country from Pennsylvania? Think in terms of days, not hours. Pack some snacks, a good book (or ten), and maybe learn a few phrases in Aussie slang (calling someone a "fair dinkum drongo" is a good start).
What should I pack for the farthest country from Pennsylvania? Sunscreen for Australia, definitely. Ten layers of thermals for Antarctica, probably. And maybe a cheesesteak hoagie for the plane ride (just don't share with the penguins).
Is Pennsylvania really the center of the universe? No, but hey, it's a pretty great state!
Will there be a quiz at the end? Nope, just the satisfaction of knowing you're now a certified Pennsylvania-to-Elsewhere Distance Expert.
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