The Great Keystone State CVS Caper: Are Your Local Potions Disappearing?
Ah, Pennsylvania. Land of liberty bells, cheesesteaks, and...a surprising number of CVS locations. But hold on to your Emergen-C, folks, because rumors are swirling faster than a rogue milkshake machine about some CVS closures.
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Fear Not, the Local Gossip Isn't Always Right (Especially About Uncle Steve)
Let's face it, sometimes news travels slower than a sloth on a sugar crash. The truth is, CVS did trim some fat from their national herd earlier this year, including a few locations in Pennsylvania. But fret not, these were mostly the CVS/Target hybrids that always seemed to have that awkward "step-pharmacy" vibe anyway.
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However, if you're worried about your go-to spot for bargain candy and questionable greeting cards, here's the best way to stay informed:
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- Channel Your Inner Sherlock: Grab your magnifying glass (or, you know, your phone) and head to the official CVS website. Their store locator is like a magic map to all things CVS-related, including closure announcements.
- Embrace the Power of Gossip (But Not Really): Okay, so maybe don't rely solely on Uncle Steve's pronouncements about the "changing times" at the checkout line. But, if you hear a rumor, use it as a springboard to do your own CVS-vestigation (investigation).
But Wait, There's More! (Because This is a Lengthy Post, Remember?)
Even though some CVS/Target love stories have ended, that doesn't mean the entire CVS Pennsylvania empire is crumbling. In fact, they're still out there, stocked with the essentials: bandaids for your social blunders, enough candy to fuel a small army, and those delightful greeting cards that say exactly what you don't mean.
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Here's the gist:
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- Unless you really loved the CVS/Target combo, you're probably safe.
- Check the store locator if you're worried about a specific location.
- CVS isn't going anywhere (although, they might be moving some deck chairs around).
FAQ: The Quest for CVS Knowledge Continues!
- How to find out if my local CVS is closing? - The CVS store locator is your best friend: https://www.cvs.com/store-locator/landing
- How to stock up on essentials before my local CVS closes? - Well, this might be a good time to re-evaluate your "essentials" list. But seriously, the store locator will tell you if a closing is imminent, so you can plan your panic purchases accordingly.
- How to cope with the emotional turmoil of a CVS closure? - Retail therapy...at another CVS! Or, you know, take a deep breath and remember, there are other drugstores out there in the vast retail wasteland.
- How to convince CVS to open a store in my basement? - We wouldn't recommend it. Zoning laws are a thing, and basements aren't exactly prime retail space.
- How to make my own CVS jingle? - Be our guest! Just don't quit your day job.
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