Whitney Houston's Funeral: Kevin Costner Drops the Mic (and Makes Us Cry-Laugh)
Whitney Houston's passing in 2012 left the world heartbroken. But amidst the tears, there were moments of unexpected warmth, and one of those came from an unlikely source: Hollywood action hero, Kevin Costner. Yes, the man who usually battles villains with a furrowed brow and a steely jaw, delivered a eulogy that had folks sniffling... and trying not to snort with laughter.
From Bodyguard to Bodyguard of Memories: Costner Remembers Whitney
Costner, who co-starred with Houston in the mega-hit "The Bodyguard," took the stage with a tremor in his voice, but a twinkle in his eye. Here's a glimpse into what went down:
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The Clive Davis Shout-Out (with a Side of Shade): Let's face it, Clive Davis, the music industry legend, was instrumental in launching Whitney's career. Costner, in a surprising move, addressed him directly: "Neither one of us, in the end, could protect your beloved Whitney," he boomed. The audience gasped, then chuckled as Costner added, "But Clive, your fingerprints on her life are clean, my friend. You were a miracle in her life. Thank you for being her bodyguard..." (cue dramatic music) "...Everyone in this business has a mom, but not everyone has a Clive!"
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Whitney vs. Herself: The Ultimate Showdown: Costner, remembering their on-screen chemistry, recalled his initial reservations about casting Houston. He deadpanned, "There were whispers about a singer, a girl with a big voice, but some folks weren't sure if America was ready for... a whole lotta Whitney!" The crowd erupted in laughter, a welcome release from the somber mood.
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Whitney Gets Her Wings (and Doesn't Need a Bodyguard): Costner ended his speech with a poignant image: "So off you go Whitney, off you go, escorted by an army of angels to your heavenly father," he said, voice thick with emotion. "And when you sing before him, don't you worry. You'll be good enough."
The Verdict: Tears, Tissues, and a Touch of Laughter
Kevin Costner's eulogy wasn't your typical celebrity send-off. It was a eulogy that somehow managed to be funny, heartfelt, and a true testament to his friendship with Whitney Houston. It was a reminder that even in grief, there's space for a smile, a shared memory, and a celebration of a life well-lived.
