Yo, You Wouldn't Believe What NYC Looked Like Before It Became the Big Apple
Forget the towering steel giants and the yellow cabs whizzing by – imagine a New York City where the loudest noise was a squawking squirrel and the biggest light show was the setting sun. That's right, folks, we're taking a trip back in time to see what NYC looked like before it became the concrete jungle it is today.
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From Rolling Hills to Bustling Boroughs: A Landscape Makeover
Picture this: Where you now see Wall Street suits hustling, there were once rolling hills and dense forests. Central Park? Nope, that was a giant salt marsh teeming with wildlife (mosquitoes not included, hopefully). Brooklyn Bridge? Replaced by, well, a whole lot of water. Basically, New York City was like a nature lover's paradise – except maybe for the occasional hungry bear.
The OG New Yorkers: The Lenape Take Manhattan
But NYC wasn't completely devoid of life. The Lenape people, who called the area "Mannahatta," meaning "island of hills," had been living here for thousands of years. They fished, hunted, and built villages along the shores, living in harmony with the natural environment.
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Think: Powhatan from Disney's Pocahontas, but with cooler clothes (probably made of animal skins, but still).
The Dutch Arrive: From Fur Traders to Real Estate Moguls (Kind Of)
Then, in the 1600s, the Dutch showed up on the scene, probably looking for a good place to buy tulips in bulk (not really, they were fur traders). They set up a little trading post called New Amsterdam, which wasn't exactly Times Square, but it was a start.
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Fun Fact: The Dutch actually bought Manhattan from the Lenape for a measly $24 worth of trinkets. Imagine trying to buy a studio apartment in NYC for that price today! laughs in millennial
So Next Time You're in NYC...
Take a moment to appreciate the incredible transformation this city has undergone. Beneath the towering buildings and bustling streets, there's still a bit of that wild, natural beauty waiting to be discovered (maybe in Central Park, minus the mosquitos).
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How-To FAQs for the Time Traveler in You:
How to survive in Pre-City NYC? Pack your best hiking boots and learn to make a fire. Bonus points for mastering the art of fishing with a spear.
How to speak Lenape? Time travel hasn't quite mastered language apps yet. Maybe try charades?
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How to impress the Dutch? Bring some good quality tulips (or maybe just some Bitcoin).
How to get back to your own time? That one's on you, buddy. This is just a history lesson, not a Dr. Who episode.
How to avoid the mosquitos in the salt marsh? See question one. Good luck!
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