The Sunshine State's Scaly Surprise: What Do Floridians Do With All Those Iguanas?
Florida: land of sunshine, beaches, retirees living their best lives...and iguanas. Lots and lots of iguanas. These prehistoric-looking lizards are everywhere, sunning themselves on pool decks, causing traffic jams (seriously!), and leaving a Jurassic-sized mess in their wake. But what exactly do Floridians do with these reptilian roommates? Buckle up, because it's about to get weirder than a pelican wearing a tutu at a gator wedding.
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| What Do They Do With Iguanas In Florida |
Living with the Green Invasion
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First things first, let's dispel a myth: iguanas aren't actually native to Florida. They were most likely introduced as exotic pets that escaped or were released, and now they're thriving in the state's warm climate. Think of them as scaly snowbirds, except they don't head south for the winter – they just kinda stay put, multiplying like nobody's business.
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So, how do Floridians cope with this scaly situation? Here's a glimpse into their reptilian reality:
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The Coexistence Compromise: Some Floridians embrace the "live and let live" motto. They might even enjoy watching the iguanas lounge around, occasionally using a water hose to gently encourage them to move along (because, let's face it, who wants a prehistoric roommate hogging the patio chair?).
The Trapping Tango: Others are not so keen on sharing their property with these Jurassic joggers. Enter the professional iguana trappers! These brave souls (or maybe slightly crazy ones) wrangle iguanas with nets, traps, and who knows what else. It's basically "Catch Me If You Can: Iguana Edition."
The Great Escape (Not Recommended): Let's just say some methods of iguana removal are a little...unorthodox. We won't go into detail (because some things are best left unsaid), but let's just underline the importance of leaving iguana wrangling to the professionals. Seriously, there's a reason they call them "wildlife" professionals.
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Iguana FAQs
Okay, so now you're curious. You have questions, and we have (somewhat) serious answers:
How to iguana-proof my yard? Make it less inviting! Trim back foliage, remove fruit trees, and fill in any holes they might use for burrowing. Basically, turn your yard into the opposite of an iguana playground.
How to catch an iguana myself? It's tempting, we know. But unless you're Steve Irwin reincarnated, leave it to the pros. These things can whip their tails like nobody's business, and frankly, you've got better things to do than wrestle a reptile with a bad attitude.
How to get rid of an iguana humanely? Again, call a professional. There are specific guidelines for humane removal, and it's best left to someone who knows what they're doing.
How to cook an iguana? (We know you were wondering!) Look, we're not here to judge your culinary curiosity. But iguana meat isn't exactly on most Floridians' menus. There are probably tastier options out there that don't involve wrangling a prehistoric lizard.
How to make friends with an iguana? Honestly, this might be the toughest question. Iguanas are solitary creatures, and they'd probably rather be left alone to sunbathe and munch on leaves. But hey, if you manage to become BFFs with an iguana, send us pics – we'd love to see it!
There you have it, folks! The not-so-secret life of iguanas in Florida. It's a strange, sometimes hilarious, and always interesting coexistence. So next time you see a picture-perfect beach scene in Florida, remember – there's probably an iguana lurking just out of frame, plotting its next poolside takeover.
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