Houston: Hold My Beer While I Show You How to Wednesday
You know that feeling when Wednesday rolls around and you realize you haven't showered since Monday, but hey, at least the weekend is almost here, right? Well, hold onto your hats, Houston, because this Wednesday is packing some serious punch!
Calling All Culture Vultures (or Just Vulture Wannabes)
First up, we've got the Out to Lunch Music Series at Trebly Park. Imagine this: you, basking in the glorious Houston sunshine (hopefully with a slight breeze because, let's be real, it can get toasty!), munching on a delicious lunch, and grooving to some sweet tunes. Pure bliss, right?
Feeling more cinematic? Head over to Market Square Park for Movies Under the Stars. Tonight's feature: Crazy Rich Asians. Who doesn't love a good rom-com with a side of obscene wealth?
Calling All Trivia Buffoons (or Just Those Who Need an Excuse to Drink)
Feeling like your brain has been slowly turning to mush since you left school? Sharpen those synapses with Summer Trivia Nights at Trebly Park! It's the perfect opportunity to dust off your useless knowledge (remember that time you memorized all the capitals of Europe in high school geography? This is your moment to shine!) and maybe even win a prize. Just don't cry if you lose to a team called "The Trash Pandas."
Calling All Fitness Fanatics (or Those Who Just Need to Sweat Out Yesterday's Taco Tuesday)
Get your endorphins pumping with a SWEAT & STRETCH session at Market Square Park. This class is the perfect way to unwind after a long day (or, you know, pretend to unwind after spending all day on social media).
Feeling more bendy than stretchy? No worries! Head over to Trebly Park for YOGA FLOW with Big Blissings. Namaste your way to inner peace (or at least a good Instagram story).
Important Note: Please, for the love of all things holy, shower before these fitness classes. No one wants to be downwind from someone who smells like yesterday's gym bag.
So there you have it, Houston! Wednesday just went from "hump day" to "whoa, there's actually cool stuff happening today" day. Get out there, have some fun, and remember, Houston knows how to Wednesday!