Illinois: You Said Land Marks, Did You Mean Snack Bars?
Hold up, hold up, we hear you yelling "Landmarks" not "Lunch Break." Our bad, Illinois is a state rich in history, culture, and yes, some truly epic landmarks that aren't just glorified gas station stops (although those can be pretty epic road trip experiences too).
So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a whistle-stop tour of Illinois's greatest hits (besides deep-dish pizza, that one's a given).
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| What Famous Landmarks Are In Illinois |
Windy City Wonders: Chicago's Landmark Lowdown
Chicago's like the Beyonc� of Illinois landmarks, it has way too many hits to name them all. But here's a quick list to get your Insta feed buzzing:
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- Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower): You know it, you love it, it's the one that makes your ears pop when you visit the Skydeck. Fun Fact: Standing on the Ledge with the wind whipping through your hair will make you feel like a superhero...or maybe a kite caught in a hurricane.
- Millennium Park: Home to the iconic "Bean" sculpture, which is basically a giant selfie magnet. There's also Crown Fountain, where creepy-cute water spout faces shoot out surprise jets (perfect for catching your unsuspecting uncle off guard).
- Navy Pier: This pier is basically a one-stop shop for Ferris wheels, fireworks, overpriced popcorn, and people-watching. It's touristy paradise, and hey, no judgement, we all love a good dose of that sometimes.
Beyond the Bean: Exploring Illinois's Hidden Gems
Chicago's great, but Illinois has a whole lot more to offer. Check out these hidden gems:
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- Cahokia Mounds: This UNESCO World Heritage Site is like a giant mystery box left by an ancient civilization. Explore the mounds, ponder the meaning of life, and maybe pretend you're Indiana Jones (minus the bullwhip and fedora, those are probably frowned upon).
- Starved Rock State Park: This park is all about canyons, trails, and stunning views. Hike to the top of Starved Rock for a panorama that'll make you want to yodel with joy (please don'?? y� do that, some people might call the park rangers).
- Abraham Lincoln's Tomb: This is where Honest Abe rests. Pay your respects to one of America's greatest presidents, and learn a thing or two about honesty (while maybe sneaking a peek at your phone, we all do it).
How To FAQ: Illinois Landmark Edition
How to get to the top of the Willis Tower? Take the elevator, duh! But seriously, there are tours and admission fees, so check their website before you go.
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How to avoid getting soaked at Crown Fountain? Don't stand too close. Those water spout people have a mischievous streak.
How to appreciate the Cahokia Mounds? Turn off your phone, silence your inner chatter, and be present in the moment. Channel your inner archaeologist and ponder the mysteries of the past (just don't take any souvenirs, that's a big no-no).
How to prepare for a hike at Starved Rock State Park? Wear good shoes, pack some snacks (granola bars are a safe bet, unless you want to attract hungry squirrels), and bring plenty of water.
How to behave at Abraham Lincoln's Tomb? Be respectful, keep your voice down, and maybe brush up on your Lincoln trivia to impress your fellow visitors (or at least sound like you know what you're doing).
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