So You Wanna Be a Florida Man (or Woman), But Not That Kind of Florida Man (or Woman) with a Bangin' Illegal Gun?
Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State. Land of theme parks, alligators with questionable judgment, and of course, the right to bear arms. But even in this wild and wacky state, there are some lines you just don't cross, especially when it comes to firearms.
Here's the lowdown on what NOT to pack in your pool noodle gun holster (because seriously, who even does that?):
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| What Firearms Are Illegal In Florida |
The Big No-Nos: The Felony Fun Bunch
- Machine Guns: These Rambo-style toys that let you mow down imaginary enemies (we hope) are a big no-no for regular folks. Unless you're a government agent or have a special federal license, leave these at the movie theater.
- Short-Barreled Rifles and Shotguns: Think of these as the stunt doubles of their longer cousins. Rifles with barrels under 16 inches and shotguns under 18 inches (or a total length under 26 inches) are a recipe for legal trouble.
Exceptions to the Rule: The Antiques and the Federally Fancy
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
- Antiques: If your firearm is a certified grandpappy of a gun, pre-dating 1899, you might be in the clear. But hey, it's always best to check with a lawyer, because who wants to deal with grumpy judges with even grumpier gavel hands?
- Federally Licensed Folks: Some folks have spiffier licenses than your average library card. If you're properly licensed by the feds, there might be some wiggle room for certain types of firearms. But again, consult a lawyer, not your neighbor Joe with the impressive gun collection (looking at you, Joe).
Important Side Note: Common Sense Isn't Always Common (But It Should Be!)
Just because something isn't technically illegal doesn't mean it's a good idea to waltz around with it. Some things are just bad for your reputation (and maybe other people's health).
Think twice before bringing:
Tip: The details are worth a second look.
- Bazookas (seriously, who even owns one of these?)
- Flamethrowers (unless you're planning a particularly enthusiastic barbeque)
- Anything that shoots sharks with lasers (because that sounds terrifying and expensive)
How-To FAQ for the Law-Abiding Florida Citizen:
How to Find Out More About Florida Gun Laws?
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The Florida Department of Legal Services has a handy-dandy website with all the legalese you can handle: https://www.flgov.com/2023/04/03/governor-ron-desantis-signs-hb-543-constitutional-carry/
How to Get a License to Carry a Concealed Weapon in Florida?
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
The Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services can help you navigate the process: https://www.fdacs.gov/Consumer-Resources/Concealed-Weapon-License
How to Report Someone You Think Might Have Illegal Firearms?
Contact your local law enforcement agency. There's no shame in keeping your community safe!
How to Properly Dispose of Unwanted Firearms?
Tip: A slow, careful read can save re-reading later.
Many law enforcement agencies offer gun buyback programs or safe disposal options. Check with your local authorities for details.
How to Avoid Looking Like That Tourist Who Packed a Bazooka for Vacation?
Just...don't pack a bazooka. Seriously, Florida has enough weirdness, thanks.
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