Whitney Houston: Where Did The Voice Of An Angel Go? (Not Literally, Duh)
Ever wondered where a legend like Whitney Houston goes when she shuffles off this mortal coil? Well, buckle up, honey, because you're in for a ride that's equal parts hilarious and heartwarming (and definitely not involving a dusty old funeral home).
Here's the Thing About Whitney and Funeral Homes:
Let's be real, Whitney Houston wasn't exactly known for hanging out at places with bad vibes. The woman practically invented the term "glimmer and glam." So, the idea of her spending eternity in a funeral home is about as likely as Elvis working the night shift at a gas station (although, that would be a pretty entertaining movie).
Whitney's Heavenly Hangouts: Top Picks
1. Belting Out Tunes with the Celestial Choir:
Picture this: Whitney, rocking a shimmering angel gown that would make even Cher jealous, belting out a duet of "I Will Always Love You" with God himself. Now that's a power ballad for the ages!
2. Chillin' with the Champs in the Pop Star Paradise:
Maybe Whitney is kicking back with all the other musical legends like Prince, Elvis, and John Lennon. They're probably having a jam session that would put any earthly concert to shame.
3. Recording a New Hit (From Beyond the Veil, Obviously)
Who says being dead puts a damper on your creativity? Whitney could be recording a whole new album filled with soulful gospel tunes and heavenly harmonies. Honestly, I'd pay good money to hear that!
The Final Word: Whitney is Wherever She Wants to Be
The truth is, Whitney Houston's spirit is probably wherever she wants to be. Maybe she's belting out tunes with the angels, jamming with the musical greats, or just relaxing on a cloud somewhere, knowing that her voice and her legacy will forever live on. And that, my friends, is something to celebrate.
So, the next time you hear one of her powerhouse hits, don't be sad. Just smile, crank it up, and imagine Whitney up there, living her best afterlife. Because that's exactly what she would want.
