Houston: A Hotbed of...Non-Scheduled Sportsball?
Howdy, sports fans (and those who tolerate our passionate outbursts)! Got that itch to witness some athletic feats in Houston today? Well, buckle up, because things might get a little...interesting.
Hold Your Horses (Literally, There's No Rodeo)
First things first, let's address the elephant in the room (or maybe it's a giant mechanical Texan statue, depending on where you are). There aren't any major professional games happening in Houston today, Thursday, May 9th. No Astros dazzling the crowds, no Texans baffling the commentators (well, maybe that's a good thing).
But Fear Not, Fellow Fanatics!
Hold on to your foam fingers, because Houston isn't about to let you down. This city's got a hidden reservoir of athleticism just waiting to be tapped into...or should we say, "high-fived"?
Deep in the Heart of College Baseball
Here's where things get interesting. The Rice Owls, Houston's own collegiate baseball team, are locked and loaded for a face-off against the Lamar Cardinals. Now, we know what you're thinking: "College ball? Isn't that, like, for studious nerds with knobby knees?" But let me tell you, these student athletes pack a punch (and hopefully a good batting average). Picture bleachers packed with enthusiastic students, the crack of the bat echoing through the stadium, and...well, maybe a few textbooks scattered around.
Bonus Round: The Minors Take the Stage (Almost Literally)
If you're craving a taste of professional baseball (but maybe at a slightly less ear-splitting volume), then look no further than the Sugar Land Space Cowboys, the Astros' Triple-A affiliate. They're taking on the Oklahoma City Dodgers over in Sugar Land, just a short hop away from Houston. Think of it as a sneak peek at future big leaguers, with the added perk of possibly even catching a foul ball (just don't tell the security guard about the textbook).
The Verdict: Houston's Got Game (Even When It Doesn't)
So, there you have it, folks. Houston might not have a major league game on tap today, but that doesn't mean there's no action to be found. From collegiate battles to minor league showdowns, this city's got enough athletic spirit to keep you entertained. Besides, who needs a designated hitter when you've got the sheer entertainment value of a college mascot race?
So grab your sunscreen, your lucky socks, and that slightly-deflated football you keep meaning to return (we all have those), and head out to cheer on Houston's lesser-known, but equally awesome, athletic teams!
