##Thanking the Fortnite Bus Driver: A Guide for the Polite Parachuter
Ah, the Fortnite Battle Bus. Our trusty steed (well, more like a giant metal bird with questionable steering) that delivers us to the glorious (and often deadly) battlegrounds below. But before you yeet yourself out the door with pickaxe in hand, there's a crucial step many forget: Thanking the bus driver.
Yes, you heard that right. Fortnite, in its infinite wisdom, allows you to show some appreciation for the unseen hero who gets us to the loot and glory (or inevitable demise). It's a small gesture, but a mighty important one. After all, good manners win you Victory Royales, right? (Maybe not, but they definitely make you a more pleasant teammate.)
How to Become a Bus-Driver-Thanking Badass: A Platform-by-Platform Breakdown
Fear not, fellow looter, for thanking the driver is surprisingly simple. Here's how to do it on your platform of choice:
- PC Master Race: Channel your inner keyboard warrior and press the B key while seated on your glorious throne of gaming peripherals.
- Console Commandos: For you PlayStation and Xbox soldiers, press down on the D-pad. Just think of it as emoting respect for your chauffeur.
- Mobile Maniacs: Touchscreen warriors, tap the emote button (that little smiley face icon) in the corner of your screen. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Remember: Timing is key. You gotta thank the driver before you launch yourself out of the Battle Bus. Don't be that guy who yells "Thanks!" after they've already plummeted to their doom.
Bonus points: If you're feeling fancy, you can even pair your thanks with a celebratory emote. A wave, a thumbs up, a flamboyant dance - the choice is yours! Just make it quick, because nobody likes a slowpoke on the Battle Bus.
The Perks of Proper Bus-Driver-Thanking Etiquette (or lack thereof)
So, what exactly do you get for thanking the bus driver? Unfortunately, no Victory Royale umbrellas or legendary loot llamas here. Thanking the driver is purely an act of good sportsmanship (and maybe a way to appease the Fortnite gods for better drop locations?).
However, there might be some hidden benefits:
- Increased Karma: Maybe thanking the driver secretly boosts your in-game karma, leading to better weapon spawns or avoiding getting sniped by a bush camper. (Hey, a man can dream, right?)
- The Driver's Undying Gratitude (probably): Who knows, maybe the bus driver secretly keeps a list of all the polite players and throws them a virtual pizza party after their shift.
On the other hand, if you don't thank the driver...
- Nothing Happens (Probably): The worst that might happen is you get a side-eye from the other courteous players on the bus. But hey, at least you won't get banned (hopefully).
- The Driver Might Get Hangry (Just Kidding... Maybe): Okay, this is a stretch, but you wouldn't want to be the reason the bus driver swerves the Battle Bus into a storm, would you?
Frequently Asked Bus-Driver-Thanking Questions (FAQ):
How many times do I need to thank the bus driver? There's no magic number for thanking the driver. Do it once to be polite, or make it a daily ritual - it's entirely up to you!
Can I thank the bus driver after I jump out? Nope! You gotta show your appreciation before you become a skydiving soldier.
What if I accidentally forget to thank the driver? Don't sweat it! Just thank them next round. The bus driver is a forgiving soul (probably).
Will thanking the driver make me a better player? While manners won't guarantee a Victory Royale, they definitely won't hurt! Plus, it makes the Fortnite community a more pleasant place to be.
Is there a special emote for thanking the bus driver? Nope, any emote will do! It's the thought that counts (and maybe a little happy dance).
