You Want to Walk from DC to LA? Hold My Beer (But Seriously, Don't)
Ever looked at a map of the United States and thought, "Hey, that doesn't look that far?" Yeah, us too. Especially when it comes to the distance between our nation's capital, Washington D.C., and the land of sunshine and movie stars, Los Angeles.
But before you lace up your walking shoes and pack a lifetime supply of beef jerky, let's delve into the nitty-gritty of this coast-to-coast curiosity.
The Short Answer (For the Impatient Soul)
We'll get to the fun stuff soon, but for those who just need the brass tacks, here's the answer in bold: The distance between Washington D.C. and Los Angeles is roughly 2,600 miles (or a cool 4,200 kilometers) by car.
That's a long way, folks. Like, seriously long. Like, longer than a thousand football fields laid end to end (although that would be a pretty epic game).
The Scenic Route (For the Armchair Traveler)
Now, for those who like a little more pizazz with their geographical knowledge, here are some fun facts to chew on:
- Flying: If you're short on time (and sanity), hopping on a plane will get you there in about 5-6 hours. Just remember, those tiny airplane peanuts won't quite cut it for a 2,600-mile trek.
- Driving: Buckle up, buttercup! This road trip will take approximately 40-ish hours (not including bathroom breaks, roadside attractions, and detours to avoid tumbleweeds). We recommend a playlist that's longer than your average Kanye rant.
- Walking: Well, we wouldn't recommend it. Unless you're training for a superhero landing or something. But hey, if conquering America on foot is your jam, then you're looking at about 6 months of constant walking. Just make sure you pack comfortable shoes (and maybe a second pair of legs).
Pro Tip: Don't forget to factor in time zones! If you leave D.C. at noon, it'll be breakfast time in LA by the time you arrive (assuming you haven't aged several years on the journey).
The Philosophical Ponderings (For the Deep Thinker)
- Is the distance between two points truly fixed? Einstein would probably argue that it depends on your relative speed and the curvature of spacetime. But for our purposes, let's just say it's a pretty darn long way.
- Has anyone ever walked from D.C. to LA? Probably some ultramarathon enthusiasts out there. But for most of us, it's a journey best tackled by metal bird or internal combustion engine.
So, There You Have It!
The next time you're planning a trip from the East Coast to the West Coast, remember: it's not a hop, skip, and a jump. But hey, with a little planning and a lot of snacks, it can be an epic adventure!
