Pennsylvania: The Quest for the Catchiest Motto (Spoiler Alert: It's a Doozy)
Let's face it, Pennsylvania. Our current slogan situation is a bit...meh. "Pursue Your Happiness" sounds like a motivational poster at a dentist's office. We, the land of cheesesteaks, Hershey's Kisses, and thrilling potholes, deserve better! So, buckle up, Pennsylvanians, because we're about to embark on a hilarious journey to find the perfect, unforgettable state motto.
The Frontrunners (and Why They Won't Work)
- "Pennsylvania: Come for the Liberty Bell, Stay for the Scrapple." This one has a certain, well, scrappiness to it. But let's be honest, most people wouldn't know scrapple from a Scrabble tile.
- "Pennsylvania: We Like Our Winters Mild...ish." Accurate? Yes. Catchy? Not so much.
- "Pennsylvania: You'll Go From Wawa to Wow!" Okay, this one might be a regional favorite, but it leaves non-Wawa-initiated folks scratching their heads.
The Bold and the Beautiful (But Maybe a Bit Cheesy)
- "Pennsylvania: Where History Meets Hersheypark!" It's got history, it's got chocolate...but it might be a tad sugary.
- "Pennsylvania: Mountains, Metropoles, and Maybe a Monster Truck Rally." This one captures our diversity, but the monster truck element might be a stretch.
- *"Pennsylvania: We're Not Just Philly and Pittsburgh (But They're Pretty Awesome)." True, true, but a bit of a mouthful.
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The Underdogs (with Unexpected Bite)
- *"Pennsylvania: We Put the 'vania' in Transylvania (But Without the Vampires...Probably)."
A little dark, but it certainly sticks in your mind. - "Pennsylvania: We're so full of potholes, you'll never forget us!" Self-deprecating humor can be a winner, right?
- "Pennsylvania: We may not have a beach, but our rivers are pretty darn good...at flooding basements." Okay, maybe this is just a cry for help disguised as a slogan.
The Verdict (We're Throwing it to the People)
The truth is, the perfect slogan is out there, waiting to be discovered. Maybe it's hidden in a shoofly pie recipe, or scrawled on a love note left for a pierogi. So, Pennsylvanians, it's your turn! Let's hear your best, funniest, most outrageously Pennsylvanian ideas in the comments below!
Tip: Each paragraph has one main idea — find it.
FAQ
How to Submit a Slogan Idea?
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
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Just post it in the comments!
How to Know if My Slogan is Winning?
If it makes you snort milk out of your nose, you're probably on the right track.
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
How to Deal with Slogan Envy?
There will be many contenders, but remember, a true Pennsylvanian can appreciate a good zinger, even if it's not theirs.
How to Celebrate the Winning Slogan?
Cheesesteak party, duh!
How to Make Sure This Slogan Search Ends in Laughter, Not Tears?
Let's face it, Pennsylvania. No matter what slogan we choose, it's bound to be a little weird. And that's exactly what makes us so darn loveable.
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