Conquering the Sunshine State: A Bridgey McBridge Face Off!
Florida, the land of sunshine, oranges, and...bridges? You betcha! With all that coastline and those quirky little islands called the Keys, Florida relies on bridges to keep things connected almost as much as it relies on tourists with questionable fashion choices. So, which bridge reigns supreme in the Sunshine State's bridgey battle royale?
The Contender: The Seven Mile Bridge (Because Seven Sounds Way More Impressive Than Six Point Something)
There it is, folks, the granddaddy of Florida bridges: the Seven Mile Bridge. Stretching out in the Florida Keys like a concrete alligator chilling on a sandbar, this bridge is a true marvel. Well, maybe a marvel of modern engineering, but a marvel nonetheless!
Wait a Second, Isn't it Called the Seven Mile Bridge?
Hold your coconuts, my friend. Here's where things get a little murky (like the water under the bridge, perhaps?). The Seven Mile Bridge actually comes in two flavors. The original bridge, built in the early 1900s, was a bit of a nail-biter (especially if you weren't a fan of heights). It truly lived up to its name, clocking in at a respectable 7.1 miles. But then, in the 80s, they decided to build a newer, wider bridge alongside the old one. Safer, wider, and slightly shorter at 6.79 miles, this new bridge became the official Seven Mile Bridge.
So, Can I Drive Across Both Bridges?
Nope! The original bridge is now retired, enjoying its golden years as a fishing haven for pelicans (probably much less stressful than dodging cars).
Fun Fact: Every April, they close down the new Seven Mile Bridge for a few hours. Why? Because apparently, people enjoy running across a long bridge in the hot Florida sun. They call it the Seven Mile Bridge Run. You do you, Florida. You do you.
Frequently Asked Bridgey Questions:
How to Get to the Seven Mile Bridge?
Easy! Just head down to the Florida Keys and follow the signs. It's pretty hard to miss a giant bridge in the middle of nowhere.
How Long Does it Take to Drive Across the Seven Mile Bridge?
At the speed limit, it should take about 10 minutes. But hey, you're on vacation! Soak in the views, crank up the Jimmy Buffet, and take your time.
How Deep is the Water Under the Seven Mile Bridge?
The depth varies, but in some spots, it can get pretty deep. Deep enough for some very cool fish, that's for sure!
How Scary is Driving Across the Seven Mile Bridge?
Not scary at all! The new bridge is nice and wide with plenty of guardrails. Just don't forget your sunglasses, because that Florida sun can be a real scorcher.
How Many Alligators Will I See Under the Bridge?
Probably none. Alligators prefer calmer waters, and the Seven Mile Bridge has a bit of a current. But hey, you never know, right? Maybe you'll see a dolphin or a manatee instead!