Mission Dolores: Not Your Average Historical Haunt (But Maybe a Little Bit Haunted?)
Ah, San Francisco. Home of sourdough bread, cable cars, and a whole lotta history – literally, you can't swing a sourdough starter without hitting a mission. But today, we're setting our sights on the granddaddy of them all: Mission San Francisco de As�s, also fondly (or maybe not so fondly) known as Mission Dolores.
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A Mission with Multiple Names (Like Cher, But Less Sequins)
So, why the two names? Well, the mission itself is named after Saint Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals (and apparently coolness – dude talked to birds!). But it also got nicknamed "Mission Dolores" because of a nearby creek with the delightfully morbid name "Arroyo de los Dolores" (Creek of Sorrows). Not exactly the perkiest moniker, but it stuck.
Not Just a Pretty Face (Well, It Actually Is Kinda Pretty)
Founded in 1776 (that's the same year as the American Revolution, folks!), Mission Dolores is the oldest intact building in San Francisco. It's a historical heavyweight that's witnessed the city transform from a sleepy mission town to the bustling metropolis we know today. It's even survived the infamous 1906 earthquake – guess those padres knew how to build back in the day!
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But Mission Dolores is more than just bricks and mortar. Inside, you'll find stunning artwork, religious artifacts, and a whole lotta history whispering from the walls.
Saintly Shenanigans (Because History Isn't Always Boring)
Speaking of whispers, some folks say the mission is haunted. Maybe it's the spirits of the Ohlone people, the original inhabitants of the area, or perhaps a restless missionary with a grudge. Who knows? One thing's for sure, a visit to Mission Dolores is a spooky good time (well, maybe not THAT spooky).
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Here's a little ghost story to tickle your funny bone: Legend has it that a mischievous spirit named "El Pio Pico" likes to play pranks on unsuspecting visitors. If your camera mysteriously dies or your shoelace suddenly comes undone, well, you might have just encountered El Pio Pico!
So You Want to See Mission Dolores for Yourself?
Absolutely! Here's the skinny:
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- Location: 3321 16th St, San Francisco, CA 94114 (Bonus points if you can find it without getting lost in the fog!)
- Hours: Wednesday-Sunday, 10AM-4PM (Closed Mondays and Tuesdays)
- Admission: Donations are appreciated (because upkeep on a 250-year-old building ain't cheap!)
Mission Dolores FAQs:
How to get there? Public transportation is your friend! Take the Muni Metro to the 16th Street Mission Dolores Station.
How much time do I need? An hour or two should do the trick, depending on how much of a history buff you are.
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Is it wheelchair accessible? Yes, the main floor of the mission is wheelchair accessible.
Can I take pictures? Absolutely! Just be respectful and remember, flash photography is not allowed.
Is it haunted? We can't say for sure, but if you feel a cold breeze or hear disembodied laughter, well, you might just have made a new spectral friend (don't worry, they're usually harmless).
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