Houston: We Have More Than Just a Problem (and Space Center, obvs)
Ah, Houston. The city that boldly goes where... well, a lot of oil companies go. But fear not, intrepid traveler! There's more to this Texan metropolis than meets the drill bit. Sure, you've got the Space Center (because duh, it's practically in their backyard), but we're here to explore the slightly less cosmic and infinitely more hilarious "must-dos" that Houston has to offer.
Food Glorious Food (and Drinks That Don't Taste Like Rocket Fuel)
Let's be honest, sightseeing can be thirsty work. And Houston's culinary scene is a thirst-quencher of epic proportions. First up, Tex-Mex. It's practically a regional religion, and for good reason. Heaping plates of nachos, mountains of fajitas, and margaritas the size of your head - what's not to love? Just remember, two-stepping is optional after that third margarita.
Breakfast tacos are a revelation. Trust me, you haven't lived until you've had scrambled eggs, chorizo, and cheese nestled in a warm tortilla at 8 am. And speaking of breakfast, Houston boasts a thriving craft beer scene. So, if you're feeling fancy, ditch the mimosas and grab a locally-brewed IPA with your migas.
Pro tip: Head to The Heights for trendy restaurants and a young, vibrant vibe.
Museums That Won't Put You to Sleep (Unless You're Really Jet-Lagged)
Houston's museum district is a wonderland for the curious. We're talking the Houston Museum of Natural Science, a place where you can come face-to-face with dinosaurs (don't worry, they're very still these days) and learn about everything from Egyptian mummies to the farthest reaches of the universe.
Feeling fancy? The Museum of Fine Arts has a stellar collection of art, from Van Gogh to ancient artifacts. And if you're looking for something a little quirkier, there's the National Museum of Funeral History. Yes, you read that right. Caskets, embalming techniques - it's not for the faint of heart, but definitely a conversation starter.
Pro tip: Many museums offer free admission days, so check their websites before you go!
Get Your Ya-Yas Out (Because Texas Sized Means Texas Sized Fun)
Houston isn't all museums and barbecue (although, let's be real, that's a pretty good start). Catch a game at Minute Maid Park and cheer on the Astros. Feeling outdoorsy? Hermann Park is a sprawling urban oasis, perfect for a picnic, a bike ride, or just people-watching. And if you're looking for something a little more... unique, check out the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. It's basically the Super Bowl of rodeos, complete with mutton busting, fried everything, and enough cowboy hats to make your head spin.
Pro tip: Be sure to wear comfortable shoes - Houston is a big city, and you'll be doing a lot of walking (or dancing, depending on where the night takes you).
So there you have it, folks! Houston: a city with enough charm, culture, and downright weirdness to keep you entertained for days. Just remember, to paraphrase a certain astronaut: Houston, we've got a problem... but it's a fun problem!
