The New York Jets' 2023 Schedule: A Deep Dive (Because We All Know They're Not Going Deep in the Playoffs)
Ah, the New York Jets. Gang Green. A team that both inspires hope and existential dread in equal measure. But hey, at least they keep things interesting! You never know if you're going to see a blowout victory or a head-scratching defeat.
So, you're curious about the Jets' 2023 schedule? You're either a die-hard fan (bless your heart), a glutton for punishment, or a fantasy football player who drafted Zach Wilson a little too early (we've all been there).
What awaits the Jets in 2023? Here's a breakdown (with a healthy dose of sass):
- Early Season Struggles (We Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way): Buckle up, Jets fans! The season kicks off with a home game against the Buffalo Bills. Just what you need to ease yourself into the emotional rollercoaster that is Jets football. Expect a close game...until the wheels inevitably fall off in the fourth quarter.
- Revenge of the Exes (Robert Saleh Edition): Remember that whole "defeating your former team" thing? Yeah, that's not happening when the Jets travel to Dallas to face the Cowboys in Week 2. Get ready for a healthy dose of Mike McCarthy sideline tantrums.
- AFC East Bloodbath (Because It Wouldn't Be Fun Otherwise): The Jets get a "joyful" reunion with the New England Patriots in Week 3. Just picture Bill Belichick circling Zach Wilson's name on his scouting report like a shark smelling blood.
That's just a taste of the Jets' 2023 schedule. There are plenty more games to "enjoy," including:
- A primetime showdown with Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs (cue the trick plays)
- A trip to Denver, where the high altitude might be the least of the Jets' worries (looking at you, offensive line)
- A Black Friday matchup against the Miami Dolphins (because nothing says holiday cheer like watching your team lose)
But hey, there's always hope! Maybe this is the year the Jets finally break through. Maybe Zach Wilson takes a leap. Maybe the defense finds its groove. Maybe pigs will fly. ♂️
FAQ: Your Burning Questions About the Jets' 2023 Schedule (Answered Briefly Because We All Have Better Things to Do):
- How to watch the Jets in 2023? Check your local listings or invest in a good streaming service. You might need it for the inevitable emotional breakdowns.
- How to avoid disappointment as a Jets fan? Lower your expectations. Seriously, rock bottom is the new up for Jets fans.
- How to survive a Jets game? Stock up on antacids, copious amounts of alcohol (for the legal adults out there, of course), and maybe a therapist on speed dial.
- How to know if the Jets are going to win? If they're playing the Jacksonville Jaguars, there's a chance. Otherwise... ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- How to become a Jets fan? We don't recommend it. But if you insist, find a friend who's already a fan and they'll be happy to subject you to years of misery.
