Houston's Holy Grail of Watering Holes: A Quest for the Oldest Bar
Ah, Houston. The land of booming energy, sizzling fajitas, and... dive bars with character? You bet! But with all the new and shiny things popping up faster than you can say "Space City," a question burns bright for the history buffs and the ambience aficionados: what's the oldest bar in Houston? Buckle up, thirsty comrades, because we're about to embark on a boozy Indiana Jones adventure through time (and maybe spill a margarita or two along the way).
The Contenders: A Saloon Smackdown
First on the scene, we have La Carafe, a dimly-lit charmer that whispers tales of the 1840s. Originally a bakery (because who doesn't love carbs before booze?), this contender claims the title of "oldest commercial building still in use" in Houston. Think exposed brick, antique cash register (cash only, my friends!), and a jukebox playing tunes so classic they might predate sliced bread.
Then there's The West Alabama Ice House, a name that sounds about as exciting as watching ice melt. But hold on to your cowboy hats! This contender throws a curveball. Established in the 1920s, it started as an icehouse (shocking, I know) and morphed into a bar and grill. While the history is undeniable, some purists might argue it's a bit too "family-friendly" for the "oldest bar" crown.
The Verdict: May the Best Barstool Win!
Look, folks, the truth gets a little murky here. There's no official record-keeper of barstool sagas, and whispers of pre-Prohibition speakeasies add another layer of mystery. But based on historical evidence and that undeniable "been-around-the-block" vibe, La Carafe seems to be the frontrunner.
The Moral of the Story (Besides "Always Tip Your Bartender")
Houston may be a young city, but its bar scene boasts a rich, boozy history. Whether you choose the time-worn charm of La Carafe or the lively atmosphere of The West Alabama Ice House, raise a glass to these historic establishments. After all, they've seen it all – from oil booms to space exploration, and probably a few spilled margaritas too. So grab a seat, order your drink of choice, and soak in the atmosphere. You might just brush shoulders with a Houston legend (or at least someone with a fantastic story).
