Houston in September: Hold on to Your Hat (or Better Yet, Your Sunscreen)
Ah, September. The month that whispers sweet nothings of fall... while simultaneously blasting you in the face with the remnants of summer's fiery rage. Houston, bless its sweltering heart, takes a while to get the memo on the whole "changing seasons" thing. So, if you're planning a trip to this humid metropolis in September, buckle up, buttercup, because the weather forecast is a wild ride.
So Hot You'll Sweat... Everywhere
Highs: Let's just say you'll be intimately familiar with the AC settings in your hotel room. We're talking about temperatures that can regularly nudge 90°F (32°C). Think simmering Texas tarmac and realize that's basically what your shoes will feel like all day.
Lows: Don't get fooled by the "low" in "lows." At night, things might cool down to a balmy 73°F (23°C). Balmy, that is, if you come from a land of fire-breathing dragons. Otherwise, it'll still feel like a warm hug from a particularly enthusiastic oven mitt.
Pro Tip: Pack light, breathable clothing. And by "breathable," we mean practically see-through. Also, stock up on deodorant (and maybe invest in some industrial-strength antiperspirant).
Liquid Sunshine (Sometimes)
September flirts with the idea of rain. There's a good 25% chance of rain on any given day, but it usually comes in the form of quick afternoon showers that leave the air smelling like freshly cut grass (and sometimes, depending on where you are, slightly like sewage... it's a Houston thing).
Pro Tip: Pack an umbrella, but don't let the threat of rain hold you back. These downpours tend to be short-lived and make the humidity a little more bearable (for a brief, glorious moment).
Sunshine State... of Mind (Because the Actual Sunshine Can Be Brutal)
You'll get a healthy dose of sunshine in Houston, with an average of 8 glorious hours per day. Glorious, that is, if you're a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Otherwise, slather on the sunscreen, wear a hat (and maybe sunglasses for good measure), and seek shade whenever possible.
Pro Tip: Channel your inner vampire and avoid the midday sun. Embrace early mornings and late afternoons for outdoor adventures.
So, You're Saying Houston in September is a Steamy Mess?
Well, not exactly. September offers a chance to experience Houston at a slightly less scorching point in the year. Plus, there's less summer tourist traffic, so you might score some good deals on hotels and attractions. Just be prepared to sweat (a lot) and embrace the slightly schizophrenic weather.
Hey, at least you'll have a story to tell (and possibly some impressive tan lines).
