Houston: Where the Grass Is Greener, and Maybe Snakier?
So you're moving to Houston, the Bayou City, or as some might call it, "Snake Haven" (though that's a bit dramatic). You're excited about the thriving food scene, the chance to finally master the art of saying "y'all," and the ... snakes? Hold on, don't let the slithery reputation scare you off! Sure, Houston has its fair share of scaly residents, but most are more interested in escaping your path than sharing your picnic basket (though, maybe avoid fried chicken in the park... just sayin').
The Good, the Bad, and the Hissing: A Houston Snake Guide
Now, let's meet the locals. Houston's got a diverse snake scene, from the helpful to the "nope, nope, nope" variety. Here's a crash course to navigate the world of Houston herpetology (that's the fancy word for reptile study, in case you were wondering):
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The Renters You Won't Evict (Because They Take Care of the Even Worse Renters): These guys are the MVPs of rodent control. We're talking Texas Rat Snakes and Kingsnakes. They'll happily chomp down on any mice or rats that dare to take up residence in your garage. Bonus fact: Kingsnakes are even immune to rattlesnake venom, so they're basically the Bruce Willis of the snake world.
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The Shy Ones (Unless You Practically Step On Them): Ever heard the phrase "look before you leap"? Well, it applies to stepping over logs too, especially for shy snakes like the Rough Green Snake and the Western Ribbon Snake. These emerald green noodles are more scared of you than you are of them.
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The Aquatic Acrobats: Houston's got a lot of water, so it makes sense we've got water snakes. The Plain-bellied Water Snake and the Banded Water Snake are common sightings near ponds and bayous. They're good swimmers and fishermen (well, fish-eaters) and will generally leave you alone if you give them their space.
Now, let's talk about the ones to keep an eye out for (but not literally, because that's how you get bitten):
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The Rattlesnakes (Because Rattlesnakes): We've got the classic Western Diamondback Rattlesnake and the less common Timber Rattlesnake. These guys have the rattle (use your ears!), so listen up. Important Note: Rattlesnakes are venomous, so respect their space and admire them from afar.
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**The Cottonmouth Water Moccasin (a.k.a. the Nope Rope): **This aquatic viper is another venomous snake to be cautious of. Look for their triangular head and stocky body. If you see one, slowly back away and let them enjoy their swampy domain.
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The Texas Coral Snake (Looking Pretty Can Be Deadly): This brightly colored coral snake might look tempting to touch (don't!), but their venom is seriously potent. Remember the rhyme: "Red touch yellow, kill a fellow. Red touch black, venom lack." Easy, right?
Houston Snake Safety Tips:
- Admire from afar: Snakes are generally more scared of you than you are of them. Enjoy them from a safe distance.
- Keep your yard tidy: Rodents attract snakes, so eliminate hiding spots for unwanted visitors (rodents and snakes).
- If you see a venomous snake: Leave it alone and slowly back away. Don't try to be a hero (or a herpetologist). Call animal control.
By following these tips, you and Houston's slithering residents can coexist peacefully. Remember, most snakes are just trying to live their best life (eating rodents, sunning themselves), and they'd rather avoid you too. So, relax, enjoy Houston's other charms, and if you do see a snake, just remember – it's more likely afraid of you than you are of it. Unless it's a Texas Coral Snake, then maybe a healthy dose of fear is a good thing.
