The New York Cosmos: From Pelé to the Existential Crisis of Leagues
Ah, the New York Cosmos. A name that evokes images of flamboyant mustaches, disco balls, and the legendary Pelé gracing the pitch. But where in the wacky world of American soccer are they playing these days? Buckle up, because this is a journey that takes more twists and turns than a pretzel.
Once Upon a Time in the NASL
Back in the day, the Cosmos were the kings of the North American Soccer League (NASL). We're talking 1970s, big hair, and Franz Beckenbauer chilling with Henry Kissinger at their games. They brought in international superstars, partied like it was 1999 (well, 1977), and even won a bunch of championships.
The Great League Disappearance
But then, things got a bit NASL...ly (get it?). The league folded in 1985, leaving the Cosmos adrift in a sea of question marks and deflated disco balls.
The Rise, Fall, and Hiatus of the New Cosmos
Fast forward to 2010. A new Cosmos team emerged, this time playing in the second-tier North American Soccer League (NASL, again?). Like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or maybe a disco ball from storage), they brought back the Cosmos name and, well, some of the confusion.
This NASL wasn't the same as the original one, folks. It was more like the discount version, without the Pelé and the mustaches. Sadly, this NASL also went belly up in 2017, leaving the Cosmos in another league limbo.
So, Where are the Cosmos Now?
The answer, my friend, is complicated (shocker, right?). The team last competed in the National Independent Soccer Association (NISA), a third-tier league. But as of 2021, they've been on a bit of a hiatus. Maybe they're busy writing their memoirs, "The New York Cosmos: From Disco Balls to Existential Dread."
How to Cosmos, Apparently
Confused yet? Don't worry, we've all been there. Here are some quick answers to frequently asked existential Cosmos questions:
- How to follow the New York Cosmos? Check their website or social media, but be prepared for an adventure.
- How to play like the New York Cosmos? Practice your disco moves and channel your inner Pelé.
- How to know which league the New York Cosmos will be in next? That, my friend, is the million-dollar question (or maybe a ten-cent question these days).
- How to start your own soccer league? Probably don't, unless you enjoy existential dread.
- How to appreciate the New York Cosmos? Embrace the mystery, the history, and the fabulous mustaches.
