The Giants Lose a Legend (But Not Eli, Don't Panic!)
Hey there, Big Blue fans! We're here to talk about a somber subject, but fear not, we'll try to keep it from being a total fumble. The question on everyone's mind: Which New York Giants quarterback shuffled off this mortal coil and into the endzone in the sky?
Well, hold on to your commemorative foam fingers, because it depends on how far back you're thinking.
The Case of the Recently Retired Lefty
If you're thinking of the hefty lefty himself, Jared Lorenzen, then you might be a little behind the news. Sadly, Jared passed away in 2019 after battling some health issues. The man was a legend, not just for his arm strength, but also for his, shall we say, generous physique. They don't make 'em like "Hefty Lefty" anymore!
A Farewell to a Four-Time Pro Bowler
Now, if you're a die-hard Giants fanatic with a memory that stretches back a bit further, you might be thinking of Norm Snead. This four-time Pro Bowler actually had two stints with the Giants, and sadly passed away earlier this year, in January 2024. Norm was a true gunslinger, leading the Giants to some exciting games in his day.
Rest in peace, Norm, you'll be missed!
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You'll Ask)
How to mourn a fallen Giants quarterback?
Break out your favorite jersey, fire up some highlights, and share your favorite memories online. #GiantsForever
How to avoid crying in public over sports?
Sunglasses. Always a good option.
How to tell if your favorite retired quarterback is still alive?
A quick Google search is your best friend. We recommend it highly.
How to become the next New York Giants quarterback?
Practice, practice, practice! And maybe avoid the pre-game hot dogs.
How to cheer up your fellow Giants fan after this news?
Remind them Eli Manning is still out there, living his best life. There's always next season!
