Dude, Where's My Ocean? A Totally Unnecessary Guide to L.A.'s Aquatic Neighbor
Ever stared longingly out a window in Los Angeles, dreamt of crashing waves, and thought, "Man, I wonder what body of water that is..."? Fear not, fellow landlubber, because this totally legit, incredibly scientific guide is here to solve your geographical quandary.
The Big Reveal: It's Not a Giant Swimming Pool (Although That Would Be Awesome)
Yes, believe it or not, that vast expanse of blue bordering the City of Angels isn't actually a Hollywood-sized swimming pool filled with chlorine and pool floats. It's a real, live ocean! Mind. Blown.
But Seriously, Folks, What Ocean Is It?
For those of you who slept through ninth-grade geography (because, let's be honest, who didn't?), the answer is the Pacific Ocean. Yes, the same Pacific Ocean that borders Hawaii and, well, pretty much all of Asia on the other side. It's a big one!
Fun Facts That Will Make You Sound Smart at Your Next Cocktail Party (or First Date)
- The Pacific Ocean is the world's largest ocean. That's a lot of H2O, folks! So much water, in fact, that you could fit all the other oceans on Earth inside it with room to spare. Just try picturing that at your next social gathering.
- The Pacific Ocean is super deep. Deeper than your ex's grudge, deeper than your pockets after a night on the town in LA. We're talking Mariana Trench deep, where the pressure is so intense it would crush a submarine like a soda can.
So, Now You Know!
Now that you're armed with this crucial knowledge, you can confidently stroll down Venice Beach and impress everyone with your newfound geographical expertise. Just be sure to dodge the rollerbladers and forgetful sunbathers who haven't mastered the art of not leaving towels in the sand.
P.S. If anyone asks you about the Atlantic Ocean, politely point them in the other direction. That's a whole different story for a different day.
