Pennsylvania: Oceanfront Property... Maybe Next Decade?
Ever dreamed of waking up to the soothing sounds of crashing waves and the salty tang of the ocean air? If you're picturing yourself with a beach house in Pennsylvania, well... gotta break it to you sunshine, the Atlantic Ocean is taking a raincheck on that coastline.
That's right, Pennsylvania is the odd one out in the original thirteen colonies. All its buddies get to brag about their beachfront views, while Pennsylvania is stuck with... well, some pretty awesome lakes (more on that later). But fear not, future oceanfront property mogul, there's still hope!
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The Great Delaware Escape (But Not Really Delaware)
Pennsylvania might not border the Atlantic directly, but it does have a secret weapon: the mighty Delaware River. This waterway acts like a watery express lane, leading you straight to the Atlantic Ocean. Think of it as your own personal ocean access road (though with slightly more bridges and a lot less sand).
Here's the fun fact, though: Delaware, the state next door, actually snags all the beachfront glory. So technically, you're chilling in Pennsylvania while gazing longingly at Delaware's oceanfront. #OceanEnvy
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Lake Life, Don't Be So Salty
Okay, okay, so no Atlantic Ocean access. But Pennsylvania has a secret weapon of its own: Lake Erie! This Great Lake may not be the ocean, but it's pretty darn impressive. You can sail, fish, boat-watch, or just pretend you're Captain Ahab on a mighty quest (minus the whole Moby Dick thing, hopefully). Plus, Lake Erie connects to the Atlantic Ocean via the Saint Lawrence Seaway, so it's basically the ocean's chill cousin.
So, Pennsylvania might not be the oceanfront paradise you envisioned, but it has its own watery wonders to explore.
FAQ: Pennsylvania's Ocean Access - A Guide for the Landlocked
How to get to the beach from Pennsylvania?
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The quickest route is through Delaware. Head to the coast and enjoy the ocean breeze (and maybe grab some Thrasher fries while you're there - a Delaware beach must-have).
How to experience the ocean from Pennsylvania?
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Take a boat trip on the Delaware River! You can even sail all the way to the Atlantic if you're feeling adventurous (and properly equipped).
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How to pretend you're at the ocean in Pennsylvania?
Lake Erie is your best bet. Build a sandcastle (or should we say "dirt castle"), sunbathe on the shore, and let your imagination take you to the ocean waves.
How to convince your friends Pennsylvania has an ocean?
Tip: Look for examples to make points easier to grasp.
Let's be honest, this might be a tough sell. But you can always point out the Delaware River connection and the Great Lake access.
How to deal with the crushing disappointment of no oceanfront property?
Distract yourself with all the other amazing things Pennsylvania has to offer: mountains, forests, delicious cheesesteaks... the list goes on!
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