You Gladi-Shouldn't Ask: Denzel Washington's Mysterious Absence in Gladiator
Ah, Gladiator. A cinematic masterpiece that thrust sandals and swords back into the mainstream. Russell Crowe's brooding Maximus Decimus Meridius became an icon, his oiled pecs a testament to the glories (and questionable aesthetics) of historical epics. But here's the thing, folks: Denzel Washington wasn't even in Gladiator (2000).
Hold on, you say, clutching your replica gladiator helmet. Didn't he deliver a heart-wrenching monologue about the sands of time or something? Nope. That was probably a late-night fever dream induced by too much popcorn and fight scenes.
So, where did this Denzel-in-Gladiator myth come from? The answer, dear reader, is as lost to time as the Coliseum itself. Perhaps it's a case of mistaken identity. Maybe you're thinking of Djimon Hounsou's powerhouse performance as Juba, the fellow gladiator who befriends Maximus.
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Or maybe, juuuuust maybe, it's a Mandela Effect situation. You know, that whole collective memory glitch where everyone remembers something that never actually happened? If that's the case, well, welcome to the club! We've all been there.
But fear not, history buffs and Denzel fans alike! There is good news on the horizon. Gladiator 2 is finally happening, and guess who's rumored to be joining the cast? That's right, the one and only Denzel Washington! So, while he wasn't in the original, we might just see him slay tigers (or metaphorical tigers, at least) in the sequel.
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How to tell Denzel and Djimon apart? Look for the dazzling smile! Djimon tends to have a more serious expression, while Denzel can light up a room (or a gladiatorial arena) with his charisma.
How to prepare for Gladiator 2? Brush up on your Roman history (or just rewatch the original for the epic action). Also, practice your best "Are you not entertained?" roar.
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How to avoid a Denzel-in-Gladiator Mandela Effect in the future? Take good notes during movies! Or, you know, trust the internet (sometimes).
How to get cast in Gladiator 2? Start training now! Those fight scenes won't film themselves (although with Hollywood CGI, maybe they will...).
How to have fun with movie mistakes? Embrace the confusion! After all, a little mystery never hurt anyone (except maybe Commodus).
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