Houston's Got Game: A Guide to Avoiding Confusion (and Picking a Winning Team)
Howdy, sports fans (and those who just enjoy watching people sweat a lot)! You might be thinking about moving to Houston, or maybe you just found yourself inexplicably drawn to rodeo clowns (it happens). Whatever the reason, you're curious: what professional sports teams does this Texan titan boast? Well, buckle up, because Houston's got more teams than a ranch hand has belt buckles.
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| What Professional Sports Teams Are In Houston |
The Big Leagues (and Then Some)
First things first, Houston's a major league kinda town. We're talking the big five:
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- Houston Astros (MLB): These guys bring home the "Ws" (that's wins, for those unfamiliar with baseball lingo). They even snagged the World Series trophy in 2017 and 2022, so they know how to play ball. Just don't ask them about that whole cheating scandal...it's a touchy subject.
- Houston Texans (NFL): Our boys in blue (and sometimes red) battle it out on the gridiron every fall. They haven't quite clinched the Lombardi trophy yet, but hey, they keep things interesting!
- Houston Rockets (NBA): These high-flyers take space city to a whole new level. They rocketed to back-to-back championships in 1994 and 1995, and they're always a threat to take the court by storm.
- Houston Dynamo FC (MLS): If you love fancy footwork and a good ol' "goooooal!", the Dynamo are your team. They've even snagged a couple of MLS Cups, proving that Texas two-steppin' translates well to fancy soccer moves.
Bonus! The Houston Dash (NWSL) keeps the soccer spirit alive on the women's side. These ladies are fierce competitors and a total blast to watch.
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Beyond the Big Leagues: There's More to Houston Than Meets the Eye (or Should We Say, Cleat?)
Houston's got a sports scene that goes beyond the mainstream. Here's a taste of what else is going on:
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- Houston SaberCats (MLR): Calling all arena football fanatics! The SaberCats will have you on the edge of your seat with their high-octane, indoor brand of football.
- Scrap Yard Dawgs (NPF): Ladies, if you're looking for some hoops inspiration, the Dawgs are your team. They're dominating the National Pro Fastpitch league and proving that women's professional sports are a force to be reckoned with.
And many more! From hockey leagues to rugby clubs, Houston's got a sports scene as diverse as its population.
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So, Who Should You Cheer For?
That's the beauty of it, partner! Houston's got a team for every kind of fan. Like fast-paced action? Go Rockets! Prefer strategic plays and a bit of grass? The Dynamo might be your pick. Just remember, choosing a team is serious business in Houston. Friendly rivalries run deep, so tread carefully and choose wisely (though trash-talking is all part of the fun).
Now get out there and support your Houston heroes! Just try not to get too caught up in the excitement – you might end up yelling from the stands with the best of them (and believe us, Texans know how to yell).
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