Buckle Up, Buttercup: A Hilarious Guide to the Rides at MGM (Not That One) Studios, Florida
Hold onto your popcorn, movie buffs! You've traded the silver screen for the real thing, and MGM Studios Florida (well, technically it's Disney's Hollywood Studios now, but let's be honest, MGM rolls off the tongue easier) is ready to whisk you away on a whirlwind adventure. But with so many rides, shows, and enough special effects to make Michael Bay jealous, where do you even begin? Fear not, intrepid explorer, for this guide will be your trusty sidekick, navigating you through the thrilling world of MGM Studios like a boss.
Lights, Camera, Action! Must-Do Rides for Thrill Seekers
Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance: Buckle up as you blast off on a thrilling escape from the clutches of Kylo Ren. This immersive experience throws you right in the middle of a galactic battle, complete with drops, space chases, and enough stormtroopers to make you wanna yell "pew pew!" Warning: May cause uncontrollable lightsaber noises and dreams of piloting the Millennium Falcon.
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror: Don't let the charming Hollywood facade fool you. This chilling freefall ride will have you screaming like a character straight out of a classic Twilight Zone episode. Pro Tip: If you stand in the very back row, you might just experience a bit of weightlessness...or maybe that's just your lunch protesting the G-force.
Slinky Dog Dash: Woody's trusty canine companion takes you on a high-speed jaunt through Andy's backyard. This coaster is perfect for families with its twists, turns, and enough doggone fun to make you forget about those pesky snakes.
Relax, It's Just a Movie (Kind Of): Rides for the Chill Crew
Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run: Calling all aspiring smugglers! Take the wheel of the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy (well, maybe not the fastest, but it's definitely the coolest). Just don't anger Chewie, or you might end up with a blaster bolt to the backside.
Toy Story Land: Shrink down to the size of a toy and explore Andy's backyard in this whimsical land. Blast off on Alien Swirling Saucers, a ride that's equal parts cute and dizzying, or take a spin on Woody's friends on the classic spinning teacups ride.
Muppet*Vision 3D: Prepare for a side-splitting extravaganza with everyone's favorite felt friends. This 3D show is full of classic Muppet mayhem and guaranteed to leave you with a smile (and maybe a tear...looking at you, Kermit!).
Remember: Even chill rides can have some thrills, so maybe avoid that giant pretzel before hopping on the teacups.
Conquering MGM Studios: FAQs for the Faint of FAQ
How to avoid long lines? There's an app for that (seriously, download the My Disney Experience app for wait times and Genie+ lightning lane purchases). Early mornings and late evenings are generally less crowded too.
How to survive the Florida heat? Hydration is key, my friend! Pack a refillable water bottle and don't forget the sunscreen. There are also plenty of air-conditioned shows and shops to escape the midday sun.
How to keep the little ones entertained? MGM Studios has a ton of kid-friendly rides and shows. Character meet-and-greets, playgrounds, and the iconic Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway are sure to keep your tiny adventurers happy.
How to dress for a day at MGM Studios? Comfort is king (or queen)! Think loose-fitting clothes, comfy shoes, and maybe a hat for the sun. Cosplay is always welcome, so break out your inner Jedi or Disney princess.
How to make the most of your MGM Studios experience? Plan your day in advance using the My Disney Experience app and prioritize the rides that are most important to you. Don't forget to factor in time for shows, parades, and character meet-and-greets. Most importantly, relax, have fun, and unleash your inner movie star!
