Howdy Partner, What Time is it in Houston, Texas?
Well bless your heart, why don't you look at your own dang phone? But if you must know, it's currently high noon (well, almost) in Houston, Texas. That's right, the sun is blazin' in the big ol' sky and folks are probably chowin' down on their lunch.
Hold on there, hold on... Did I just say "high noon"? Let me rephrase that for all you city slickers out there. It's 3:41 PM according to fancy time clocks, but down here in Texas, we measure time by the position of the sun and our rumblin' bellies.
Now, if you're wonderin' why I can't just give you a straight answer, well that's because a little mystery never hurt nobody, right? Besides, a true Texan knows how to tell time by the sound of the cicadas and the way the shadows stretch across the dusty plains.
But hey, I guess even cowboys gotta get with the times, so there you have it. The official time in Houston, Texas is 3:41 PM. Now go forth and conquer your day, partner! Just remember, down here in Texas, time is always a little bigger, a little bolder, and a whole lot more fun.
