You Want Housewives? We Got Housewives! A Guide to Getting Your "RHONY" Fix
Let's be honest, sometimes the only therapy a person needs is watching a bunch of fabulous (and slightly terrifying) women navigate the cutthroat jungle that is New York City life. Enter: The Real Housewives of New York City (RHONY), a reality show that's served up more drama than a Shakespearean play and more fashion faux pas than a colorblind crayon convention.
But Wait, There's a Twist (or Two, or Three...)
Here's the thing, darling: RHONY isn't currently airing a new season. Bravo took a bit of a hiatus to "refresh" the series, and by "refresh" we all know they're probably shaking things up with a whole new cast (and a new batch of oversized sunglasses, because, let's face it, this is New York).
Fear not, fellow housewife enthusiast! There are still ways to get your fix:
- Season 14 (aka the most recent season) is still available to stream on Peacock and the Bravo app. You can witness the return of some old favorites (Luann, Sonja, Ramona, anyone?) and be introduced to a new group of Big Apple socialites.
- The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy hit the scene in December 2023. This limited series brought back some iconic faces from the show's past (think Kelly Killoren Bensimon flipping her infamous table) for a tropical getaway filled with reminiscing, rehashing old drama, and, of course, some truly questionable outfit choices.
Basically, there's enough RHONY content out there to keep you entertained for weeks (or months, no judgement).
So, You're Hooked. Now What?
If you're a complete RHONY newbie (welcome to the fabulous world of Countess Luann and her ever-evolving cabaret career!), here are some tips to navigate the franchise:
- Choose your side wisely. Every housewife has their squad. Be prepared to pick your favorites and defend them to the death (or at least until the next episode throws some major shade).
- Brush up on your pop culture references. These ladies love to throw shade, and sometimes those barbs are as sharp as a stiletto heel.
- Don't take it too seriously. It's reality TV, honey! Buckle up for the ride and enjoy the glorious messiness.
RHONY FAQs
How to watch past seasons of RHONY? Seasons 1-13 are available to stream on Hulu and Hayu. Season 14 is on Peacock and the Bravo app.
How to keep up with RHONY news? Follow Bravo's social media channels and websites for updates on the reboot.
How to prepare for the new season? Stock up on popcorn, a healthy dose of skepticism, and maybe a glass (or two) of Pinot Grigio (Sonja Morgan would approve).
How to deal with post-RHONY withdrawal? Distract yourself with other Bravo shows (Vanderpump Rules, anyone?), rewatch old seasons, or delve into the world of internet fan forums (just be prepared for some strong opinions).
How to become a Real Housewife? Honey, that's a question even the Housewives themselves can't answer definitively. But a good start is having a fabulous life, an outrageous wardrobe, and the ability to throw shade with pinpoint accuracy.
So there you have it! Now you're all set to dive into the world of RHONY. Remember, it's a glamorous jungle out there, but with the right survival skills (and a healthy dose of humor), you'll be navigating those social circles like a pro. Get ready for the gossip, the glamour, and the inevitable meltdowns – it's all part of the fun!
