Houston's House of Hunts: A Stadium Smackdown (Because We Like Our Sports Big in H-Town)
You Houstonian? You transplant with a newfound love for crawfish and saying "y'all"? Then you've probably got a hankering for some good ol' fashioned stadium time. But with so many options, where do you even begin? Worry not, sports fan, for this here guide will be your compass in the concrete jungle.
Hold Your Horses (Unless You're at NRG!):
First up, the granddaddy of them all, NRG Stadium. This titan of a place is home to the Houston Texans, our NFL pride and joy (well, most of the time). It's got a fancy retractable roof, which is great because Houston weather can be crazier than a rodeo clown on bath salts. Speaking of rodeos, NRG Stadium also throws the biggest party in Texas: The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. Just be prepared to dodge flying pancakes and possibly a runaway steer (it happens).
Minute Maid Park: Where Dreams are Made of (and Maybe Some Hotdogs)
Craving some baseball? Then head over to Minute Maid Park, home of the Houston Astros. This stadium is a retractable roof paradise (a trend in Houston, apparently) and boasts some of the most delicious ballpark food you'll ever sink your teeth into. Just be sure to avoid sitting behind home plate during batting practice unless you fancy a signed (or unsigned) baseball to the kisser.
Shell Yeah It's Soccer Time!
Calling all footie fans! Shell Energy Stadium is your one-stop shop for all things soccer. Home to the Houston Dynamo FC (men's team) and the Houston Dash (women's team), this stadium is known for its electric atmosphere and passionate supporters. Just be warned, if you wear the wrong team's colors, you might get an earful (and maybe a face full of nachos).
Bonus Round: Beyond the Big Leagues
Houston's got a stadium for just about every kind of sport. Want some collegiate action? Check out TDECU Stadium at the University of Houston. Feeling fancy? Catch a polo match at the Houston Polo Club. There's even a place for ice skating enthusiasts: Ice at the Galleria.
So there you have it, folks! From football fields to soccer pitches, Houston's got your stadium needs covered. Now get out there, grab a giant foam finger (or ten), and cheer on your favorite team!