You Yorker, You Need to Know Your Neighbors: A Guide to States Bordering New York (Because Seriously, Geography Class Was Rough)
Let's face it, New Yorkers are a breed of their own. We practically invented hustle, our bodegas stock dreams alongside last night's milk, and our subways are a constant dance between questionable smells and aspiring performers. But even the most fabulous New Yorker needs to venture outside the concrete jungle once in a while. That's when things get tricky.
Because let's be honest, geography class was, well, let's just say memorizing state capitals wasn't exactly high on the list of life skills we needed to survive rush hour.
Fear not, fellow New Yorker! This guide will be your beacon in the stormy sea of...well, not stormy seas, but definitely uncharted territory (unless you consider Brooklyn a different country, which some days it feels like).
The Five Boroughs' Besties: Unveiling New York's Bordering States
New York State, much like your eccentric aunt with a collection of porcelain cats, borders a surprising number of states. Buckle up, because we're about to meet the fam:
New Jersey: The "Just Across the River" Sibling. This fast-talking neighbor is known for its boardwalk charm, questionable driving habits (seriously, what's the deal with the left lane being the passing lane?), and, most importantly, close proximity to all that sweet, sweet Manhattan action.
Connecticut: The Preppy Cousin. Think charming coastal towns, fancy yachts, and hedge funds galore. Connecticut is where your friend who totally roughs it by vacationing in the Hamptons spends their weekends.
Pennsylvania: The "Yo, We Got Cheesesteaks" Buddy. Philly cheesesteaks, Amish country, and the Liberty Bell - Pennsylvania is a state of contrasts. Just be sure to pack your patience for those long drives through Amish buggy traffic.
Vermont and Massachusetts: The "Leaf-Peeping Partners in Crime." Head north for these two New England states, famous for their quaint towns, maple syrup, and, of course, the epic fall foliage that makes your Instagram feed explode every October.
You've Got Questions? We've Got Answers (Probably)
How to get to New Jersey? Easiest option? Train or ferry! Your wallet and sanity will thank you.
How to avoid tourists in Connecticut? Head inland! Explore the charming Litchfield Hills or unwind in a cozy B&B.
How to find the best cheesesteak in Pennsylvania? This, my friend, is a lifelong quest. But Pat's and Geno's Steaks in Philly are a good starting point (prepare for a heated debate).
How to know when to visit Vermont and Massachusetts for peak foliage? Leaf peeping season varies, but generally aim for late September to mid-October.
How to survive a New York winter and not lose your will to live? Retail therapy, copious amounts of hot cocoa, and the unwavering belief that spring will eventually come (maybe).
