Howdy Partner, You Lost? A Guide to Texas's Neighborinoos
Texas: The land of big hats, bigger steaks, and an ego that stretches wider than its coastline. But even the Lone Star State needs some good neighbors. So, if you're moseyin' on over and wonderin' "What state is close to Texas?", well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're about to give you a geography lesson with a side of laughter.
To the East: Where the Gumbo Gets Gumbo-ier
East of Texas, you'll find yourself in Louisiana, a state that's basically a giant jazz funeral procession...in the best way possible! Here, the food is spicy (but not Texas-spicy, mind you), the music is loud, and the people know how to throw a good time. Just be prepared to answer a lot of questions about why you ain't got a Cajun accent, ya hear?
Up North: Yeehaw Meets Howdy
Head north and you'll tumble into Oklahoma, Texas's less flashy, more down-to-earth cousin. They've got their own brand of barbecue (which they'll swear is better, bless their hearts), and a love for rodeos that rivals any Texan. Just don't get caught rootin' for the wrong team during a Sooners game, or things could get a little...heated.
Westward Ho! (But Not TOO West)
Scoot west and you'll hit New Mexico, a state that's like Texas with a sprinkle of aliens and a whole lot more chilies. Here, the desert landscape is straight out of a spaghetti western, and the food is smothered in enough green chile to make a fire-breathing dragon jealous. Just sayin', if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen...and New Mexico in July.
South of the Border: Tex-Mex Takes a Turn
Now, if you venture south, you'll be crossing the border into Mexico. Here's a friendly tip: Brush up on your Spanish 'cause things can get a little "Engrish" down there. But fear not, partner! Mexicans are some of the most hospitable folks you'll ever meet, and the food? Don't even get me started on the tacos. Just remember, real Tex-Mex is a Texan's creation, so keep those expectations in check.
Remember, Partner: It's All Bigger in Texas (Even the Neighbor Envy)
There you have it, folks! A crash course in Texas's neighboring states. Just remember, no matter where you roam, Texas will always hold a special place in its own heart (and it's a mighty big heart, at that). So, come on down, visit our neighbors, but don't forget to swing by the Lone Star State for a true taste of American grit (and the best darn barbecue this side of the Mississippi).
