Pennsylvania's Not-So-Lonely Neighbors: A Guide for the Geographically Challenged (and Slightly Nosy)
Ah, Pennsylvania! Home of cheesesteaks, Liberty Bell clout, and, well, a whole lotta states wondering, "Hey, who are you next to?" Don't worry, Pennsylvanian pals, we've got the lowdown on your friendly (and maybe not-so-friendly) neighbors. Buckle up for a whirlwind tour of Pennsylvania's state borders, because things are about to get a little boundary-licious!
To the North: New York (And a Splash of Canada, Eh?)
Up north, you've got New York. You know, the state with the whole "city that never sleeps" thing? Pennsylvania shares a cozy border with New Yorkers, but let's be honest, sometimes it feels more like a frenemy situation. New Yorkers might steal your parking spot at Niagara Falls, but hey, at least they bring a certain...je ne sais quoi...to the neighborhood. Oh, and across Lake Erie, you've also got a smidge of Canada. Just a heads up in case you're craving some poutine and maple syrup.
Tip: Reading on mobile? Zoom in for better comfort.
Eastward Bound: New Jersey and Delaware - The Tiny But Mighty Duo
Scooching over to the east coast, you'll find New Jersey and Delaware. Now, these two states might be on the smaller side, but don't let their size fool you. New Jersey boasts beaches, boardwalks, and enough reality TV shows to fill a lifetime. Delaware? Well, it's got...uh...tax-free shopping? Hey, that's gotta count for something, right?
Tip: Focus more on ideas, less on words.
Southward Adventures: Maryland, West Virginia, Another Slice of West Virginia (Seriously)
 |
Moving down south, Pennsylvania gets tangled up with Maryland, West Virginia, and...well, another chunk of West Virginia. Maryland brings the charm with its delicious blue crabs and historic sites. West Virginia, on the other hand, offers stunning mountain ranges and, you guessed it, more mountains. Fun fact: Apparently, West Virginia liked Pennsylvania so much, it decided to come back for seconds (don't worry, Pennsylvania, we're sure you didn't scare them off).
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
Westward Ho! : Ohio - The Buckeye State Awaits
Last but not least, on the western border, you've got Ohio. Home to astronauts, Cedar Point amusement park, and LeBron James (sometimes), Ohio adds a touch of Midwestern flair to the Pennsylvania party. Just be prepared to explain the difference between hoagies and subs a few times.
Tip: Read once for gist, twice for details.
FAQ: Your Guide to Pennsylvania's Neighborhood
- How to avoid accidentally ending up in New Jersey? Just follow the aroma of hairspray and desperation. (Just kidding, New Jersey!)
- How to tell the difference between Maryland and Delaware? One has crabs, the other has...uh...tax-free shopping!
- How to navigate the two West Virginias? Pack a compass and maybe some good hiking boots.
- How to impress your Ohio neighbors? Learn how to say "Go Buckeyes!" without sounding sarcastic.
- How to be a good neighbor to all these states? Share your cheesesteaks, obviously.
So there you have it, folks! Pennsylvania's neighborhood might be a little quirky, but hey, that's what makes life interesting, right? Now you can go forth and impress everyone with your newfound knowledge of Pennsylvania's geographical companions. Just remember, sharing is caring (especially when it comes to cheesesteaks).
 |
