So, You Want to Watch the Rams Battle It Out (Hopefully Win), But When?
Let's face it, folks, with the allure of sunshine, pool floats, and questionable life choices beckoning, missing the Rams game on a glorious Friday can be a real possibility. But fear not, fellow fans! Because here at Totally Tubular Touchdowns (patent pending), we've got your back (and your desperate need for Matthew Stafford to avoid any interceptions).
Hold Your Horses (Unless They're High-Powered Offenses): There's No Rams Game Today
That's right, you can put down the remote and finally tackle that mountain of laundry that's been judging you silently. The Rams are currently chilling (or more likely, training like maniacs) because it's still early May – way too soon for football season.
But Don't Despair! The Season's Coming Like a Gronk Spike
Mark your calendars, because NFL kickoff is usually around mid-September. That gives you ample time to:
- Dust off your lucky jersey (wash it if absolutely necessary).
- Practice your celebratory high fives (avoid broken thumbs, please).
- Perfect your "ref, you bum!" yell for those questionable calls (sportsmanship encouraged, but we all know how it goes).
In the Meantime, Channel Your Inner Fanatic Here
While you wait, here are some ideas to keep the football spirit alive:
- Binge watch old Rams highlights. Relive the glory of the Super Bowl win or reminisce about the time the mascot got tangled in the goal post (we've all been there, buddy).
- Brush up on your fantasy football knowledge. Nobody wants to be the one asking "wait, what's a completion?" come draft day.
- Start planning your epic tailgate spread. Because let's be honest, sometimes the food is almost as exciting as the game (but hopefully not quite as heartbreaking).
So there you have it, folks! Now you're officially in the know about the Rams' game schedule (or lack thereof). Remember, patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to witnessing Stafford unleash that cannon arm. Stay tuned, stay hungry for touchdowns, and we'll keep you updated on all things Rams as the season approaches!
