Pennsylvania's Pint-Sized Places: Hold My Beer (Because There Probably Isn't a Bar Here)
You might know Pennsylvania for its cheesesteaks, Hershey's kisses, and maybe even that time you got lost wandering around a giant heart sculpture (no shame, that happens to the best of us). But nestled amongst the bustling cities and rolling farmlands, there are some hidden gems: tiny towns with populations that would make a kindergarten class look crowded. So, buckle up, grab your magnifying glass (because let's be real, you might need it on this adventure), and let's explore the contenders for the title of Pennsylvania's most pint-sized place!
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| What is The Smallest Town In Pennsylvania |
The Frontrunners: A Tale of Two Boroughs with Big Dreams (and Very Small Populations)
According to the latest gossip on the census block (because these towns are so small, everyone probably knows everyone else's business), the title of "smallest" is a nail-biter. In the red corner, we have Valley-Hi, Fulton County, with a population that would make a family reunion feel awkward – a whopping 3 residents. In the blue corner, we have East Keating, Clinton County, also boasting a mighty 3 residents.
So, who wins? Unfortunately, this is where things get a little bureaucratic. Pennsylvania classifies municipalities differently, and the fight between "borough" (Valley-Hi) and "township" (East Keating) makes it a technical knockout. The title is currently undecided.
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But hey, who needs technicalities when you've got heart (and maybe a couple of friendly neighbors)? Both Valley-Hi and East Keating hold the title of "pretty darn small" in our book.
The Runners-Up: Don't Blink, You'll Miss 'Em
If 3 residents seems a little too exclusive, don't worry, Pennsylvania has plenty of other contenders for the title of "minimally populated." Here are a few honorable mentions:
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- Smicksburg, Indiana County: Population: 56. Known for its Amish community and delicious baked goods. You might need to roll yourself out of town after a visit.
- Albrightsville, Carbon County: Population: 202. Perfect for those seeking a quiet escape (and maybe a friendly chat with the other 201 residents).
- Brave, Greene County: Population: 201. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, bravery comes in small packages in Pennsylvania.
Fun Fact: Parker, Pennsylvania, though not the smallest, likes to claim the title of "Smallest City in the USA." This might be because they had a bit of an over-optimistic growth spurt during the oil boom.
So, You Want to Visit a Tiny Town?
Hold on there, intrepid explorer! While these microscopic municipalities have their charm, visiting might require some adjustment to your expectations. Here's a quick guide:
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How to find these towns? These hidden gems can be tricky. A good map and a friendly local might be your best bet.
How many restaurants can I expect? Let's be honest, you might be packing your own snacks.
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How much nightlife is there? Crickets chirping might be the loudest noise you hear. Embrace the peace and quiet!
How many people will I meet? Well, that depends on how many people are in town that day.
How much fun can I have? A surprising amount! Small towns often have a strong sense of community and a unique charm. You might just make some new friends (or at least become best buddies with the store owner).
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