Did You Forget the DeLorean? Buckle Up, We're Time Traveling for Ryan vs. Tank!
Hey fight fans, did you just crawl out from under a particularly epic rock and dust off your smartphone, bleary-eyed and muttering about Ryan vs. Tank? Well, buckle up, because unless you've got a flux capacitor humming in the garage, you're about four months too late for the live throwdown!
That's right, the much-anticipated clash between Ryan Garcia and Gervonta Davis, also known as the epic showdown between "King Ry" and "Tank," already went down on Saturday, April 22nd, 2023. Don't worry, we won't judge (too much) for missing the fight. We've all gotten lost in a Netflix black hole or a particularly fascinating Wikipedia rabbit hole (who knew the history of buttons was so enthralling?).
But Fear Not, Fellow Fight Fanatics!
The internet, that glorious digital colosseum, is still your oyster. You can catch all the knockouts, near misses, and trash talk that went down by hitting that search bar and typing in "Ryan vs. Tank Fight." Just be prepared for a serious case of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). We're talking next-level fight envy, folks.
So, What Went Down?
We can't spoil all the surprises, but let's just say it was a close one. Let's just say the internet is buzzing with rumors of a rematch. So stay tuned, because we might just get another round of Ryan vs. Tank fury in the not-so-distant future.
Pro Tip: Don't Be "That Guy" (or Gal) at the Next Fight
Let's be honest, showing up late to a fight night is a rookie move. Learn from the mistakes of others! Set a calendar reminder, write it on your hand in permanent marker (maybe not), or train a carrier pigeon to deliver the fight schedule directly to your windowsill. Just don't be that person asking "what time is Ryan vs. Tank?" when everyone's already glued to the screen, replaying that epic knockout in slow motion.
Hey, on the bright side, at least you have a wealth of fight footage to delve into, and you can avoid all those pesky pre-fight jitters. Now, who's up for some online post-fight analysis? We've got theories to craft and internet arguments to win!
