The Burning Question (Besides Who Actually Won Last Year?): What Time is the Super Bowl in Los Angeles?
Ah, Los Angeles, the land of sunshine, celebrities, and...well, even more celebrities. It's also, supposedly, the land of the next Super Bowl champion (according to half the Rams fans I know). But before you dust off your jerseys and perfect your "It's going down!" roar, there's a crucial question that needs answering: what time is the darn game?
Hold Your Horses (or Should We Say, Rams?): It's Not Quite Time to Party (Like It's 2022)
Let's pump the breaks for a sec. Here's the thing: it's May 2nd, 2024. The Super Bowl hasn't even been played this year, let alone scheduled for Los Angeles. Unless there's a time machine involved (and let's be honest, with all the traffic in LA, that might be a better option than driving), we're a good few months away from the gridiron glory.
Don't Despair! Here's How to Be a Super Bowl Savant (Without the Time Machine)
Fear not, football fanatic! Here are some tips to turn you into a Super Bowl scheduling savant by next season:
- Befriend a Football Fanatic (But Not That One Guy): There's always that one person who lives and breathes the NFL. Find them, be their friend (within reason), and they'll likely have the Super Bowl date memorized by July.
- Embrace the Calendar App: This might sound crazy, but hear me out. Set a reminder for yourself in, say, September, to look up the Super Bowl schedule. Future you will thank you.
- Channel Your Inner Sherlock: Notice a pattern? The Super Bowl is always on the first Sunday of February. Write that down!
In Conclusion: Patience is a Virtue (Especially When It Comes to Super Bowl Sundays)
While the Super Bowl in Los Angeles might be a future dream, there's always preseason, fantasy football, or reruns of the classic Rams vs Bengals game (because, let's face it, that was epic). Just hold tight, and that championship roar will be yours to unleash soon enough.
