Buckle Up, Buttercup: It's Time Travel or Texas vs. Xavier?
Hey there, college basketball fanatics! Ever get that feeling you're stuck in a time warp? Like, wasn't March Madness, you know, MONTHS ago? Well, if you're here wondering "What time is the Texas vs. Xavier game?", then you've officially entered the Twilight Zone... of outdated info.
Hold on to Your Popcorn (and Maybe a Defibrillator): Here's the Lowdown
There are two distinct realities at play here, folks. Scenario A: You've stumbled onto a hidden portal to March Madness 2023. Dust off your jerseys (wash those questionable nacho stains, please) because Texas and Xavier tipped off on Friday, March 24th, at 9:45 p.m. ET sharp. In that case, congrats on winning the ultimate game of time travel trivia!
Scenario B (More Likely): It's May the 4th (be with you!), and there's no Texas-Xavier showdown happening tonight. The good news? College basketball season will be back before you know it, and you can channel your March Madness enthusiasm into planning the ultimate viewing party.
Let's Not Dwell on the Past (or the Future)
Instead, let's use this little timey-wimey mix-up as an excuse to celebrate some epic Texas-Xavier moments. Remember that thriller of a game in the 2023 Sweet Sixteen? Xavier almost pulled off the upset, but Texas held on for a nail-biting 83-71 victory. Chills, anyone?
Here's the Real Takeaway, Champ
Don't panic if your internal college basketball calendar is a little off. The season may be over, but there's always next year (and highlight reels to keep you entertained). In the meantime, channel your sports fanaticism into other pursuits. Research mascots with the most questionable dance moves (looking at you, Wilbur the Wildcat). Brush up on your obscure college basketball trivia (who remembers the mascot of the defunct Loyola Marymount Lions?).
The point is, there's always a way to keep the basketball fire burning, even in the offseason. So, grab a celebratory beverage (non-alcoholic, of course!), and here's to the return of college basketball madness... eventually.
