LA to San Fran: Sunshine, Seals, and Stopping at All the Snack Stands - A Not-So-Serious Guide
Ah, the LA to San Francisco trip. A California classic. But let's face it, folks, it can be a bit same-old, same-old. Don't get us wrong, the Pacific Coast Highway (PCH) is a stunner, but six hours of staring at pretty water can leave you yearning for something a little...extra.
Fear not, fellow travelers! This guide will turn your LA to San Francisco journey into an epic adventure. Forget the fruit stands (although, definitely grab a peach if you see one), we're here for memories (and snacks, of course).
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| What To Do From La To San Francisco |
Detours for the Delightfully Deranged:
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The Hollywood Sign... Upside Down: Head to Griffith Park and with some clever camera work, you can make it look like the Hollywood sign is defying gravity. Bonus points for dramatic poses while pretending to hold it up.
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Embrace Your Inner Child at the Santa Monica Pier: Who needs fancy museums when you have a Ferris wheel, arcade games, and enough funnel cake to make your stomach sing (or groan)?
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Channel Your Inner Alchemist in Cambria: Hit the Nitt Witt Ridge – a folk art wonderland overflowing with seashell-encrusted everything. You might just come up with your own masterpiece (or at least a killer Instagram story).
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Spot a Pod of Posing Pinnipeds: Elephant seals aren't exactly shy. Pull over at the Elephant Seal Vista Point near San Simeon and witness these magnificent (and sometimes smelly) creatures lounging on the beach.
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Wine Down (Literally) in Napa: Okay, this one isn't that weird, but it is delightful. Sample some world-class wines and maybe even pretend you know what a "bouquet" is.
Snack Stops: Fueling Your Fun
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Olallieberry Pie in Cambria: This regional specialty is a must-try. Tangy, sweet, and perfect with a scoop of ice cream.
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Dozens of Donuts in Westwood: Randy's Donuts is a legend for a reason. Grab a donut the size of your head (we won't judge)
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Fresh Fish Tacos in Morro Bay: Because, hello, you're practically in the ocean
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The Ultimate California Burrito in San Francisco: Mission District is your battleground. Choose wisely, grasshopper.
Remember: California has more avocado toast than common sense, so embrace the absurdity and enjoy the ride (and the snacks)!
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How-To FAQs:
How to avoid traffic on the PCH? Leave at the crack of dawn or pray to the waze gods.
Tip: Skim only after you’ve read fully once.
How to pack for all the weather zones? Layers are your friend. You might need a jacket in the morning and be sweating in a tank top by noon.
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How to score the best hotel deals? Travel in the off-season (but be prepared for slightly less sunshine).
How to avoid sea sickness? Don't stare at your phone the whole time! Fresh air and gazing at the horizon work wonders.
How to take the perfect California beach selfie? Golden hour lighting, tousled hair (courtesy of the ocean breeze), and a genuine smile (because you're having a blast, right?)
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