Houston: Where Space Cowboys Ride Mechanical Bulls (and You Can Too!)
Howdy, partner! Thinking of swinging by Houston, the city that's bigger than your wildest Texas dreams? You've come to the right virtual saloon. Now, Houston might not be all ten-gallon hats and tumbleweeds (although, there might be a rodeo or two while you're there), but it's a place that's bursting with culture, crazy-good food, and enough things to do to make your head spin faster than a lasso in a whirlwind. So, saddle up, city slicker, and let's explore what makes Houston a true Texas gem.
Blast Off to Space City! (Without Leaving Earth's Atmosphere)
You can't say Houston without thinking NASA (and maybe rodeos, but we'll get to that). Space Center Houston is the Disneyland for aspiring astronauts (or anyone who digs a good rocket ship). Walk amongst giants (of the metallic kind) and explore real space capsules. You might even (almost) feel the G-force training! Just don't accidentally yell "Houston, we have a problem!" in mission control, they might take you a little too seriously.
Museums That Won't Put You to Sleep (Unless You Really Want To)
Houston's got museums for days, from the Houston Museum of Natural Science where you can come face-to-face with a T-Rex (don't worry, there's glass between you), to the Museum of Fine Arts with enough art to make your inner Picasso proud. But if you're looking for something a little less, well, museum-y, there's the National Museum of Funeral History (because, you know, why not?) or the ArtCar Museum, where everyday cars are transformed into rolling works of art.
Feed Your Inner Texan (and Outer Belly)
Texas is all about big things, and that includes the portions! Get ready to chow down on some seriously delicious grub. Indulge in some melt-in-your-mouth barbecue, try a plate of steaming hot migas (breakfast tacos for the uninitiated), or grab a juicy steak the size of your face. And don't forget to wash it all down with a sweet tea, bigger than your Stetson.
Howdy, Partner! Let's Get Down Home
After all that exploring, you might be ready to kick back and experience a little bit of the Wild West. Head on down to a honky-tonk bar and learn how to two-step (or at least pretend you know what you're doing). For the truly adventurous, there's always the rodeo, where you can witness bull riders clinging on for dear life and cowboys roping steers with lightning speed.
Unwind and Recharge (You're Gonna Need It)
Let's face it, Houston is a big city with a lot to see and do. So, take a break and recharge in one of Houston's many beautiful parks. Discovery Green is a great spot to relax in the sunshine, or you can rent a kayak and explore the Buffalo Bayou.
Houston might not be all cowboys and six-shooters, but it's a place that's got something for everyone. So come on down, explore the museums, eat your weight in barbecue, and maybe even try your hand at riding a mechanical bull (although, we recommend leaving the real bull riding to the professionals). Just remember, in Houston, the only thing bigger than their steaks are their hearts (and maybe their egos, but that's just Texas for you).
